Marathon is getting popular in metro cites but can you tell me significance of Marathon except for the publicity of the company which is sponsoring & of some Bollywood celebrities who will run in Marathon .I do not understand the concept that just by running cum walking for a day what do a common man achieve .
In fact for people who are not exercising regularly it is a painful event since their muscles will not be able to handle the extra load of work as a result they may experience muscle cramps.Also the Vehicular transportation gets affected .Although Marathon are held on Sundays people find difficulties in moving about .Last year an elderly lady expired after participating in Marathon .She was a heart patient & still she participated.
According to me Bollywood celebrities benefit a lot.For next few days they will be in news papers just by running cum walking 1/2 or less kilometers .Another who will benefit is Mineral Water Companies .Next according to me are the International professional runners who are hired .
THE TWO ASPECTS OF MUMBAI
Mumbai is Lakshmi ki Nagariya. People from all over India love to be Citizens of Mumbai.Every day thousands of people from outside Mumbai come to Mumbai to examinetheir destiny . Many people come to try their luck in Bollywood .Many just want to have a darshan of Big B. Some people love the sea and most of the other people want to be as wealthy as LN Mittal .
If we conduct a survey on dreams of non Mumbaikars .The obvious answer will be, that people see Mumbai in their dreams. People are in fact attracted by the glamor.I have heard people saying that they feel proud when they carry a plastic bag of some shop of Mumbai in their city.According to them it is very prestigious & it seems that the person has visited Mumbai therefore they do not throw shopping bags of Mumbai unless & until they are torn .
Although Mumbai is maya nagri it is also a nagrari of tremendous Hard Work & Hustle & Bustle. The proverb No gains without pains is true for Mumbai.Also one needs luck & Mahalakshmi ki krupa to become successful in Mumbai.Thus in a nut shell if one aspect of Mumbai is Glamor & Wealth the other aspect of Mumbai is extreme hard work , hustle & bustle.
LIFE & DEATH ARE ONLY IN HIS HANDS
The proverb " Jaako raakhe Saaiya maar sakae na koi " is not said in vain .Death & Birth are all in the hands of the Supreme Power........GOD . In the picture above you can see a female monkey holding her baby tightly & the baby monkey is wearing a pitcher on his head.The baby monkey's head got trapped in the metallic pitcher for three days & still the monkey survived.The incident occurred approximately one year ago at Gautampura village in Madhya Pradesh, looking at the plight of the baby, the mother got agitated & clutched her baby close to her chest as a result the rescue operation was delayed for three days .Finally the forest department officials used a tranquillizer gun for one mother & netted the other & rescued the baby.The officials said that this poor deed is done by animal trappers.
The baby who was severely dehydrated survived proving that Jaako raakhe Saaiya maar sakae na koi.
THE MAGIC OF BEAUTY OF A WOMAN
During Amrut Manthan a vessel full of Amrut emerged from the sea .The amrut had the power to make the person immortal therefore there was an argument between the devils & deities for the amrut & both insisted that they will drink the amrut first . In order to prevent devils from drinking the amrut , Lord Vishnu in the guise of extremely beautiful women appeared & suggested that she will distribute the amrut among both without any partiality .Other deities recognized that she is incarnation of Lord Vishnu however the devils fail to recognize that they were deceived by Lord Vishnu as they were completely impressed with the most beautiful lady ...........Mohini. She took the advantage of the situation & distributed the amrut among Gods .
If Gods & devils are so influenced by beauty of women than what will be the plight of an ordinary man on seeing a gorgeous woman ?
POVERTY DEADDLY ENEMY OF MAN
POVERTY is root of misfortunes is not said in vain .Millions of people through out the world suffer due to poverty. At times parents , relatives & friends leave the person all alone to fight with destiny when a person gets trapped in the clutches of poverty.You will also agree what I have said above after reading the following.
This is photograph of 8 years old Gao An-ni, who is from a village of China . An-ni is suffering from a tumor in her under lip. She was born with the under lip tumor. His father took her to a hospital in 2007 but after coming across the cost of operation , he took her back to home as he could not afford her medical treatment & now An-ni is fighting with her destiny all alone.
This is photograph of 29 years old Chen Congfa, also known as MONKEY MAN .Chen who weighs 20 Kgs is from China. He was born with the facial deformity . As his poor parents cannot manage money for Chen's treatment , Chen is living on God's mercy .
In a nut shell Poverty is deadly enemy of man.
This is photograph of 8 years old Gao An-ni, who is from a village of China . An-ni is suffering from a tumor in her under lip. She was born with the under lip tumor. His father took her to a hospital in 2007 but after coming across the cost of operation , he took her back to home as he could not afford her medical treatment & now An-ni is fighting with her destiny all alone.
This is photograph of 29 years old Chen Congfa, also known as MONKEY MAN .Chen who weighs 20 Kgs is from China. He was born with the facial deformity . As his poor parents cannot manage money for Chen's treatment , Chen is living on God's mercy .In a nut shell Poverty is deadly enemy of man.
BLIND FAITHS -ROOT OF MAL PRACTICES IN SOCIETY
Unfortunately many people still believe in blind faiths although living in 21st Century. These people are responsible for evil practices like child sacrifice , female infanticide etc in our society . Illiteracy , greed , lust make people easily believe in blind faiths. In recent past an elderly woman from Ahmadabad had put her 3 years old grand daughter to death in the hope that her death will bring wealth & birth of male child in the family.
The lady was told by a practitioner of black magic that , if she wants wealth & male child in her family she must kill her 3 years old innocent grand daughter . The old lady believed in the tantrik's words & plotted her own grand daughter's death . One day she took her on the top of her house & than threw her in the water tank . For 3 days the girls parents searched their daughter but they were unsuccessful. On the fourth day one of the girl's aunt went on the top of the house to check that why the taste of water has changed suddenly ..... she was surprised to see , the girl's dead body floating in the tank & was unable to bear the offensive smell of the dead body . The child's parents were in tears but they felt that it was not a natural death of their daughter . So they lodged a police complaint in the local police station in Ahmadabad. The police stared their work & suspected that there was some one from within the family who has done this criminal offense .The Police efforts did not go in vain & finally caught the culprit . The whole family was shocked to know that the child was put to death by her own grand mother for wealth & male child . When the old lady was interrogated , she mentioned about the tantrik who had suggested her to do this offense. The police arrested both , the old lady & tantrik . The news made me realize that people are still salves of blind faiths even in the 21st century.whole news was telecasted on a popular news channel few months ago .
Another funny but true news was of a man who married a female dog to atone for sin . According to the news paper , 33 years old Selvakumar married a female dog because he had killed some 15 years ago two dogs & immediately after killing his body was paralyzed . An astrologer therefore suggested him to marry a female dog to get rid of the sin which he has made by killing the dogs. On 12th November 2007 , Salvekumar tied a knot with the female dog in Ganesh temple . The dog was dressed in sari & according to Hindu Vedic system they got married. Selvakumar even tied a mangalsutra in the female dog's neck & he named her Selvi. After the wedding the relatives of Selva Kumar had lunch . Selvakumar has promised to take the care of the female dog through out his life. On reading this news I simply felt like laughing because by just getting married with a dog one I can get rid of his sin of killing dogs than all murders who kill so many people will get rid of their sins by getting married to many women. What do you say ?
Thus according to me blind faiths are root of malpractices in our society.
The lady was told by a practitioner of black magic that , if she wants wealth & male child in her family she must kill her 3 years old innocent grand daughter . The old lady believed in the tantrik's words & plotted her own grand daughter's death . One day she took her on the top of her house & than threw her in the water tank . For 3 days the girls parents searched their daughter but they were unsuccessful. On the fourth day one of the girl's aunt went on the top of the house to check that why the taste of water has changed suddenly ..... she was surprised to see , the girl's dead body floating in the tank & was unable to bear the offensive smell of the dead body . The child's parents were in tears but they felt that it was not a natural death of their daughter . So they lodged a police complaint in the local police station in Ahmadabad. The police stared their work & suspected that there was some one from within the family who has done this criminal offense .The Police efforts did not go in vain & finally caught the culprit . The whole family was shocked to know that the child was put to death by her own grand mother for wealth & male child . When the old lady was interrogated , she mentioned about the tantrik who had suggested her to do this offense. The police arrested both , the old lady & tantrik . The news made me realize that people are still salves of blind faiths even in the 21st century.whole news was telecasted on a popular news channel few months ago .
Another funny but true news was of a man who married a female dog to atone for sin . According to the news paper , 33 years old Selvakumar married a female dog because he had killed some 15 years ago two dogs & immediately after killing his body was paralyzed . An astrologer therefore suggested him to marry a female dog to get rid of the sin which he has made by killing the dogs. On 12th November 2007 , Salvekumar tied a knot with the female dog in Ganesh temple . The dog was dressed in sari & according to Hindu Vedic system they got married. Selvakumar even tied a mangalsutra in the female dog's neck & he named her Selvi. After the wedding the relatives of Selva Kumar had lunch . Selvakumar has promised to take the care of the female dog through out his life. On reading this news I simply felt like laughing because by just getting married with a dog one I can get rid of his sin of killing dogs than all murders who kill so many people will get rid of their sins by getting married to many women. What do you say ?Thus according to me blind faiths are root of malpractices in our society.
EXSISTENCE OF ALIENS..
PHOTOGRAPH OF A REAL DEAD ALIENOn one sunny afternoon suddenly several flying saucers making horrible noise covered the sky & I saw aliens dressed in white robes flying in sky ...because of the vibrations all the trees were shaking , birds started chirping loudly & there was a big commotion. People were screaming at the top of their voice , babies were crying & the whole situation was pathetic. I ran towards the window to close it but I was unable to do so because every thing started moving similar to that in Earth quake & than one Alien who was flying in the sky came closer to me & said ," we are here to destroy the ' BAD ' & so I am throwing this apple if you are able to catch it you will survive ". He threw the apple & before I able to catch it I realized it was a DREAM.Although it was a dream which I saw few years back but that dream forced me to know about the EXTRATERRESTRIAL LIVING BEINGS.
Do Aliens exist ? is a big question today but after gathering information on Aliens I strongly believe that Aliens do exist & it is might possible that they are among us .There are people who have personal experiences with Aliens for instance Mrs. Betty Andreasson & her family had a personal experience with 5 Aliens at her residence in South Ashburnhum , Massachusetts on 25th January 1967 .
PHOTOGRAPH OF BETTY ANDREASSONAccording to her 5 Aliens came to her house in night they had worn blue colored cloak ,had 3 fingers in each hand , they had slit instead of mouth wide eyes .Mrs. Andreasson said that the Aliens took her in their space craft & there they conducted some tests on her which she cannot remember as she was hypnotized by Aliens & than she was sent back to her house after 4 hours Since 1967 the Researchers &Psychiatrist are unable to complete their investigation on Mrs. Andreasson's experience with Aliens.
FOR MORE REAL LIFE EXPERIENCES OF PEOPLE WITH ALIENS CLICK THE LINK BELOW
http://www.ufoevidence.org/Cases/CaseView.asp?section=1960s&offset=-1Since I strongly believe in the existence of Aliens.Individual experience of people from all over the world with Aliens further encouraged me to know more about these mysterious living beings & luckily I came across UFO FESTIVAL (Unidentified Flying Objects ) at Roswell in Mexico .The festival is celebrated in remembrance of 4th July 1947 incident.
On 4th July 1947 in night an alien space ship crash-landed in Roswell, New Mexico.A rancher claimed that wreckage is made of unusual metal The United States military collected the wreckage and at first announced that it was indeed from a flying saucer. However, soon after, military officials insisted that a mistake had been made, and that the wreckage was from a weather balloon.This revised statement sparked immediate controversy.
According to the natives of Roswell the debris was not of weather balloon but was of Flying saucer.They believed that the government had conspired in order to hide the presence of extraterrestrial life.The photograph will reveal that it was an Alien Saucer & the locals of Roswell were correct , as one can see Alien shaking hands .
THE PHOTOGRAPH IS TAKEN AT THE TIME OF ROSWELL INCIDENTThe mystery of Roswell Incident is still unsolved , the debate continues till now .However in 1991 Roswell UFO Museum & Research center was built & it is a place where one can find facts related to Roswell Incident & other UFOs( Unidentified Flying Objects ).The UFO enthusiasts should visit the Roswell Museum to satisfy their quench for knowledge about Aliens.
BELOW IS A LINK OF VIDEO OF ROSWELL MUSEUM
The Roswell UFO festival starts from 4th July & every year thousands of UFO enthusiasts visit Roswell to attend the Seminars , Discussions , Lectures etc. on Unidentified
Flying Objects During the UFO Festival ,Alien Parades , Concerts ,Music shows & other events are carried out also in Shops toys of Aliens are available .The whole festival is very lively.
Like the Roswell 1947 Incident which was covered up .In2006 another UFO incident happened.This has got to be the best proof anyone could ask for.A flying disc was seen by
pilots, crew members and a bunch of other people at the Chicago O'Hare Airport in November, 2006. The whole story was shown on CNN January 6, 2007 this incident was also covered up for unknown reason.
CRAZY KIYA RE
Cricket has become the national game of India .Although there are several other games exclusively played in India like Kabaddi but still Cricket is the one who has acquired the special position in India & thereby in the hearts of Indians.The Indian Cricket team players are the heart beats of millions of Indians & every Indian at least adore one Cricketer .Young children may not know the National Anthem of India but they surely know the names of all Cricketers.Well with just a BALLA (bat ) & GAEND ( ball ) the Cricketers have made the majority of Indians Crazy.
The fans of Cricketwood are very inovative in expressing their love for the Cricketers , they always come up with something different for instance dressing Lord Krishna & Ganeshji as Cricketers during Shri Krishna Janamashtmi & Ganesh Chathuthi. Although this act was highly criticized by the devotees. Some other instances are girls setting fire to themselves after hearing that her favorite Cricketer is getting hooked. Man keeping fast for Sachin's Victory.keeping name of sweets on Cricketers name & flying kites featuring the Indian cricket team
Well that is not the end of Cricket mania ,In past World Beard & Mustache Championship was held in Brighon , UK in September 2007 & the Cricketwood fans imagined the Indian Cricketers to be the participants in the Championship .So below you can see some of the players with unusual mustache. Similarly to wish Indian Doctors on Doctors Day , Indian Cricketers were dressed as doctors .
I hope you liked the Cricketers in the new Avtaar.Well sometimes when I see the Cricket mania I feel it is better to inherit a bat & a ball rather than joolry or property since with just a bat & a ball you can make the whole nation CRAZY FOR YOU ................
The fans of Cricketwood are very inovative in expressing their love for the Cricketers , they always come up with something different for instance dressing Lord Krishna & Ganeshji as Cricketers during Shri Krishna Janamashtmi & Ganesh Chathuthi. Although this act was highly criticized by the devotees. Some other instances are girls setting fire to themselves after hearing that her favorite Cricketer is getting hooked. Man keeping fast for Sachin's Victory.keeping name of sweets on Cricketers name & flying kites featuring the Indian cricket team
Well that is not the end of Cricket mania ,In past World Beard & Mustache Championship was held in Brighon , UK in September 2007 & the Cricketwood fans imagined the Indian Cricketers to be the participants in the Championship .So below you can see some of the players with unusual mustache. Similarly to wish Indian Doctors on Doctors Day , Indian Cricketers were dressed as doctors .
I hope you liked the Cricketers in the new Avtaar.Well sometimes when I see the Cricket mania I feel it is better to inherit a bat & a ball rather than joolry or property since with just a bat & a ball you can make the whole nation CRAZY FOR YOU ................
UNIQUE CUSTOMS IN INDIAN WEDDINGS
Hiding of shoes by sister in laws . Bride & groom searching ring in vessel after marriage are very common customs & most of the Indian communities perform these customs during the weddings .However there are some customs with which we are less familiar because these customs are caste or community specific .
In SINDHI marriages there is a custom called WANWAS in which the bride groom's clothes are torn by his relatives a day before his marriage. This custom is also performed in Bride's house.It is believed that by tearing the clothes & throwing them into sea or river will help the bride & groom to get rid of evil eye.
Among MANIPURIS there is a custom in which one senior lady from the groom's side & one senior lady from bride's side releases a TAKI FISH in the river or lake & sees that both the fishes move together.If the fishes get separated it means the couple will not going to maintain the relation for a very long time.
Among the SANTHAL TRIBE OF MADHYPRADESH the bride sits in a huge basket & a senior male from her family keeps that basket on his head & goes in the mandap than the groom climbs on his brother-in-law's shoulder's & puts sindhoor on the bride's forehead.
In Brahmins & Agarwals there is custom of singing GAALIS . The bride's relatives sing Gaalis. In Gaalis the relatives of bride tease the relatives of Grooms & the interesting part is that the Grooms relatives force the brides relatives to sing ' Gaalis ' & for that they give money .One of the popular Gaali which is sang in North India is as follows,
" Samdhee kuttae aayae......aayae yahan par......gattur ka paani pila .......pila meri guyiaan , guttar ka pani pila ".
" Samdhee ke mooch .....jaise kuttae ki pooch .......guttar ka pani pila......pila meri guyiaan , guttar ka pani pila ".
There are many more customs performed during marriages in India which are very uncommon & if our Bollywood Directors & Producers do some research work on the customs in marriage definitely we will be able to see more Indian customs in movies .
In SINDHI marriages there is a custom called WANWAS in which the bride groom's clothes are torn by his relatives a day before his marriage. This custom is also performed in Bride's house.It is believed that by tearing the clothes & throwing them into sea or river will help the bride & groom to get rid of evil eye.
Among MANIPURIS there is a custom in which one senior lady from the groom's side & one senior lady from bride's side releases a TAKI FISH in the river or lake & sees that both the fishes move together.If the fishes get separated it means the couple will not going to maintain the relation for a very long time.
Among the SANTHAL TRIBE OF MADHYPRADESH the bride sits in a huge basket & a senior male from her family keeps that basket on his head & goes in the mandap than the groom climbs on his brother-in-law's shoulder's & puts sindhoor on the bride's forehead.
In Brahmins & Agarwals there is custom of singing GAALIS . The bride's relatives sing Gaalis. In Gaalis the relatives of bride tease the relatives of Grooms & the interesting part is that the Grooms relatives force the brides relatives to sing ' Gaalis ' & for that they give money .One of the popular Gaali which is sang in North India is as follows,
" Samdhee kuttae aayae......aayae yahan par......gattur ka paani pila .......pila meri guyiaan , guttar ka pani pila ".
" Samdhee ke mooch .....jaise kuttae ki pooch .......guttar ka pani pila......pila meri guyiaan , guttar ka pani pila ".
There are many more customs performed during marriages in India which are very uncommon & if our Bollywood Directors & Producers do some research work on the customs in marriage definitely we will be able to see more Indian customs in movies .
SPECIAL CALLER TUNES
Most of us have set caller tunes & songs in our mobile phones. Below are some caller songs which our celebrities can set on their mobile phones.
1) Ekta Kapoor :-
"meri marzi, meri marzi............
mein bhudde ko jawan dekhaoon,
meri marzi, meri marzi..............
mein murde(dead) ko zinda dekhaoon"
2) Rakhi Savant :-
" mujhe na choona........bijali hoo mein"
3) Imran Hashmi :-
" Jumma chumma de de..............."
4) Hritik Roshan :-
"Yeh chaand sa roshan chehra....
Zulfo ka rang sunhera ........
Yeh jheel si neeli aankhen.....
koi raaz hai en mein ghera.....
tarif karoon kya mein uski.....
jisne mujhe banaya........."
5) Shekar Suman :-
" Thande Thande Pani se nahana chahiyae ,
Gaana aayae ya na aayae gaana chahiyae "
6) Vivek Oberoi:-
" Sheesha ho ya dil ho...............
aakhir tooth jata hai....tooth jata hai "
7) Eye Specialist :-
" Teri aankho ke siva ........
duniyaan mein rakha kya hai.."
8) Heart Surgeon :-
" Jab koi tumhara hrady( heart) thod de
tadapta hua tumhe chod de..............
tab mere paas aana priye............"
9) Maths Teacher :-
"1.2.3.4.5.6..7.8..9..10..11.12.13..
student tera karoon.........
gin gin ke mein intzaar."
10) Husband :-
" Jab se hui hai shadi........
aasoo baha raha hoo.....
aafat gale padi hai .........
usko nibha raha hoo...."
11) Wife :-
" haay...ka karoo Ram.......
mujhe bhudda mil gaya...
haay...haay buddha mil gaya....
12) Salman Khan :-
" Babuji dheere chalna....pyaar mei jara samalna...
aaaa....bade dohke ...bdae dokhe hai is raah mei......."
13) Amitabh Bacchan :-
" Badae miyaan..to...badae miyaan......
Chotae miyaan bhi subhan alla......."
14) Kareena Kapoor :-
" Khud ko kya samjhta .....itna kyu akadta hai...
Bollywood mei har din aatae nayae ladke hai......"
If you find these caller tunes intresting then do not hestitate to laugh & also do not forget to leave a comment for my post.
1) Ekta Kapoor :-
"meri marzi, meri marzi............
mein bhudde ko jawan dekhaoon,
meri marzi, meri marzi..............
mein murde(dead) ko zinda dekhaoon"
2) Rakhi Savant :-
" mujhe na choona........bijali hoo mein"
3) Imran Hashmi :-
" Jumma chumma de de..............."
4) Hritik Roshan :-
"Yeh chaand sa roshan chehra....
Zulfo ka rang sunhera ........
Yeh jheel si neeli aankhen.....
koi raaz hai en mein ghera.....
tarif karoon kya mein uski.....
jisne mujhe banaya........."
5) Shekar Suman :-
" Thande Thande Pani se nahana chahiyae ,
Gaana aayae ya na aayae gaana chahiyae "
6) Vivek Oberoi:-
" Sheesha ho ya dil ho...............
aakhir tooth jata hai....tooth jata hai "
7) Eye Specialist :-
" Teri aankho ke siva ........
duniyaan mein rakha kya hai.."
8) Heart Surgeon :-
" Jab koi tumhara hrady( heart) thod de
tadapta hua tumhe chod de..............
tab mere paas aana priye............"
9) Maths Teacher :-
"1.2.3.4.5.6..7.8..9..10..11.12.13..
student tera karoon.........
gin gin ke mein intzaar."
10) Husband :-
" Jab se hui hai shadi........
aasoo baha raha hoo.....
aafat gale padi hai .........
usko nibha raha hoo...."
11) Wife :-
" haay...ka karoo Ram.......
mujhe bhudda mil gaya...
haay...haay buddha mil gaya....
12) Salman Khan :-
" Babuji dheere chalna....pyaar mei jara samalna...
aaaa....bade dohke ...bdae dokhe hai is raah mei......."
13) Amitabh Bacchan :-
" Badae miyaan..to...badae miyaan......
Chotae miyaan bhi subhan alla......."
14) Kareena Kapoor :-
" Khud ko kya samjhta .....itna kyu akadta hai...
Bollywood mei har din aatae nayae ladke hai......"
If you find these caller tunes intresting then do not hestitate to laugh & also do not forget to leave a comment for my post.
FORMULAS FOR LONG LASTING SOAPS
You must have learned various formulae in your School and College days in Physics, Chemistry, Mathematics, Geometry etc. Now you can learn formulas with which you can make a long lasting soaps .Below are nine basic formulas by SOAPIST EKTA KAPOOR
No-1) The name of the Soap should start with letter K * This is mandatory.
No-2) There has to be a Saas, Bahu and Sautan.
No-3) There should be at least 2-3 extra-marital affairs.
No-4) There should be an ideal mother and a bad son.
No-5) There has to be Death or Exile of the lead Character.
No-6) Antim Sankar of the character who has died must be shown.Therefore Ekta’s has many white Saris , gent’s kurta payjamas, matkis & other antim sanskar samagris in her studio.
No-7) There has to be re-entry of the lead character.
No-8) The story of the soap should be of a big industrialist’s family with Business turn over of at least 500-600 billions .
No-9) The soap has to take a leap of minimum 20 years.
These are the main formulas of making daily soaps. So common write down in your book , who knows when you need these formulas to make a sabun which is as durable as Ekta’s sabun.
No-1) The name of the Soap should start with letter K * This is mandatory.
No-2) There has to be a Saas, Bahu and Sautan.
No-3) There should be at least 2-3 extra-marital affairs.
No-4) There should be an ideal mother and a bad son.
No-5) There has to be Death or Exile of the lead Character.
No-6) Antim Sankar of the character who has died must be shown.Therefore Ekta’s has many white Saris , gent’s kurta payjamas, matkis & other antim sanskar samagris in her studio.
No-7) There has to be re-entry of the lead character.
No-8) The story of the soap should be of a big industrialist’s family with Business turn over of at least 500-600 billions .
No-9) The soap has to take a leap of minimum 20 years.
These are the main formulas of making daily soaps. So common write down in your book , who knows when you need these formulas to make a sabun which is as durable as Ekta’s sabun.
IT'S DIFFERENT
Wedding is a very important custom in all communities .It is a most memorable thing in each & every individuals life .All of us keep the memories of wedding alive through photographs .
Today wedding celebration is a costlier affair. It has become a trend that there should be some kind of stunt in the marriage without which the wedding will not be considered grand .For instance in Abhi & Ash wedding there was duplicate of Salman Khan & Abhishek Bacchan roaming around .In recent past ,Amar Dravid & Sayli Bhagat Pune based NRIs of USA married 7 times.They married according to Hindu Vedic , Chinese , Islamic , Roman , African styles & finally they did court marriage in USA.
In spite of the great expenditure & stunts no Bollywood , Hollywood or Industrialists marriage can be as amazing as wedding ceremony of Lord Shiva & Parvati .It was a wedding celebration where Beasts, Devils ,Animals danced in the wedding procession & other deities joined the procession.
People were crazy for Kajol & Ajay , Abhi & Ash wedding pics but wedding photographs of celebrities cannot be as interesting & amazing as wedding pics of Lord Shiva & Parvati or Ram & Jaanki till eternity.
SONGS FOR CELEBRITES
There are some bollywood numbers which suit with the traits of bollywood celebrities .
1) “ TIRCHI TOPI WALE O’ BABU BHOLAE
BHALAE , TU YAAD AANAE LAGA HAI , DIL MERA JAANAE
LAGA HAI "
This song reminds me of Himesh Reshamiya
2) “ KHAMBAE JAISI KHADI HAI , SHOLA HAI YA
FULCHADI , AANKHO MEIGUSSA HAI , LABO PAR GALI ,
DEKHO ZARA KHUD KO SAMJATI HAI KYA "
This song suits RAKHI SAVANT
3) “ YEH CHAAND SA ROSHAN CHERA , ZULFO KA RANG
SUNHERA .YEH JHEEL SI NILI AANKEIN , IN MEI RAAZ
HAI KOI GEHRA .TAAREEF KARU KYA MEI USKI JISNE
TUJHAE BANAYA "
No sooner I hear this song ,I think of Hritik Roshan
4) “ AATI …..NAHI ….HA AATI NAHI "
( FROM THE MOVIE PREM )
The song is very apt for SALMAN KHAN
5) “ LADKI HAI KYA RE BAAB BA …..IS KI ADA RE BABA,
IS KA NASHA RE BABA …..BABA "
This song is perfect for Malikka Sherawat .
6)" KYA COOL HAI HUM…… KYA COOL HAI HUM…………”
This song is for Saif Ali Khan . Amrita , Rosa & now kareena but still he is cool
7 ) “ OH’ PAPAE PYAAR KARKE PACHTAYA "
The song reminds me of Vivek Oberoi.
1) “ TIRCHI TOPI WALE O’ BABU BHOLAE
BHALAE , TU YAAD AANAE LAGA HAI , DIL MERA JAANAE
LAGA HAI "
This song reminds me of Himesh Reshamiya
2) “ KHAMBAE JAISI KHADI HAI , SHOLA HAI YA
FULCHADI , AANKHO MEIGUSSA HAI , LABO PAR GALI ,
DEKHO ZARA KHUD KO SAMJATI HAI KYA "
This song suits RAKHI SAVANT
3) “ YEH CHAAND SA ROSHAN CHERA , ZULFO KA RANG
SUNHERA .YEH JHEEL SI NILI AANKEIN , IN MEI RAAZ
HAI KOI GEHRA .TAAREEF KARU KYA MEI USKI JISNE
TUJHAE BANAYA "
No sooner I hear this song ,I think of Hritik Roshan
4) “ AATI …..NAHI ….HA AATI NAHI "
( FROM THE MOVIE PREM )
The song is very apt for SALMAN KHAN
5) “ LADKI HAI KYA RE BAAB BA …..IS KI ADA RE BABA,
IS KA NASHA RE BABA …..BABA "
This song is perfect for Malikka Sherawat .
6)" KYA COOL HAI HUM…… KYA COOL HAI HUM…………”
This song is for Saif Ali Khan . Amrita , Rosa & now kareena but still he is cool
7 ) “ OH’ PAPAE PYAAR KARKE PACHTAYA "
The song reminds me of Vivek Oberoi.
MOKSHA KI PATHSHALA
HELLO , I AM YOUR TEACHER MOKSHA . IN TODAY'S CLASS I WILL TEACH YOU SLANGS & OTHER FUNKY WORDS WHICH HELP YOU TO INFLUENCE PEOPLE . SO JUST LEARN THESE WORDS & DO NOT WORRY IF YOU DO NOT KNOW ENGLISH .
1) Celebrity: Use this word while you speak , as many times as possible for eg. You meet your friend after very long time just say “hey! Buddy, where are you? You have become a celebrity aan................
2) Catchy: Instead of saying make it attractive or prominent say “make it catchy”
3) Chemistry : Never say to a husband & wife that they look good when they are together instead say " you guys have a mind blowing chemistry "
4) Bitching : If you want to say Mr. / Mrs. XYZ is telling you bad words than say " Mr. / Mrs. is bitching you ".
5) Hunk: Instead of saying he is handsome say “he is a hunk”
6) Washroom: Say washroom instead of toilet.
7) Ciao-Ciao : Never say “Bye- Bye " say " Ciao- Ciao ".
8) Just kidding : If you are leg pulling your friend, you may say, " I was just kidding
with you ".
9) Party Animal : If you wish to say that I like to go in parties than always say " I am a party animal . ".
10) Throw Party : Instead of saying "I am organizing a party " say " I am throwing a party".
11) Pops : Always say Pops instead of saying Papa to your father.
12) Just Chill : Never say "just relax " instead ,to become stylish you should say " Just Chill ".
13) POLITICAL HEAVY WEIGHTS : INSTEAD OF SAYING POLITICIANS OR LEADERS ALWAYS SAY POLITICAL HEAVY WEIGHTS
These are some of the words & sentences if you will learn this throughly, you will definitely become stylish.
1) Celebrity: Use this word while you speak , as many times as possible for eg. You meet your friend after very long time just say “hey! Buddy, where are you? You have become a celebrity aan................
2) Catchy: Instead of saying make it attractive or prominent say “make it catchy”
3) Chemistry : Never say to a husband & wife that they look good when they are together instead say " you guys have a mind blowing chemistry "
4) Bitching : If you want to say Mr. / Mrs. XYZ is telling you bad words than say " Mr. / Mrs. is bitching you ".
5) Hunk: Instead of saying he is handsome say “he is a hunk”
6) Washroom: Say washroom instead of toilet.
7) Ciao-Ciao : Never say “Bye- Bye " say " Ciao- Ciao ".
8) Just kidding : If you are leg pulling your friend, you may say, " I was just kidding
with you ".
9) Party Animal : If you wish to say that I like to go in parties than always say " I am a party animal . ".
10) Throw Party : Instead of saying "I am organizing a party " say " I am throwing a party".
11) Pops : Always say Pops instead of saying Papa to your father.
12) Just Chill : Never say "just relax " instead ,to become stylish you should say " Just Chill ".
13) POLITICAL HEAVY WEIGHTS : INSTEAD OF SAYING POLITICIANS OR LEADERS ALWAYS SAY POLITICAL HEAVY WEIGHTS
These are some of the words & sentences if you will learn this throughly, you will definitely become stylish.
HINDI MOVIE NAAM PARIVARTAN SANSKAAR
BANDAR ; Priy Bhaiyaon or Bhaiyaon ki bhano aap sab ka Hindi Movie Naam Partvartan Snasaak mei haardik swaagat hai . Aaj humare filmi guru Moksh is shub ghadi mei kai hindi movies ka naam parivartan sanskaar karenge .
GURUJI MOKSH : Dhanywaad Bandar , aaj ka din kafi shub hota hai kyuki aaj ke din hi saari hindi movie daabe mei se bahar nikalti hai . Isliyae aur adhik samay na barbaad karte huae mei aaj kuch hindi filmo ka naam privartan sanaskar karti hoo.
1) KYA KOOL HAI HUM :
Film ke dialogue or script ko dhayan mei rakhtae huae beta bnadar KITNAE CHEEP HAI HUM yeh naam kafi shresht rahega
BANDAR : Ji Guruji aap nae bilkul shai naam btaya hai .
2) KYU HO GAYA NA :
Filmi ke kalakaro ko madhya nazar rakhtae huae KYU BUDDHU BAN GAYAE NA yeh naam aati uttam .hoga.
BANDAR : Guruji ek dam jhakaas naam hai …apna Vivek buddhu bangaya na……………
3) TOM , DICK & HERRY :
Film ka naam TEEN TIGADA KAAM BIGADA bahut accha hai .
BANDAR : Guruji 3 number kafi unlucky hai.
4 ) DIWANAE HUAE PAGAL :
Beta Bandar ……film dekhane ke baad DARSHAK HUAE PAGAL .
5) HUM SAATH SAATH HAI :
Film ke kalakar ginae ke baad mujhae yeh naam jyada sateek lagta hai HUM 17-18 HAI
BANDAR : Guruji aap ne sahi kaha film mei kafi pultan thi .
6) TASHAN :
Film ka naam PAPA , MEI AUR PAPA KI GF bahut sahi lagta hai .
BANDAR : Waah Guruji yeh to kamal ho gaya . Ibhrahim , Saif aur Kareena teeno ek movie mei .
BANDAR : AAP SAB LOG HUMRAE HINDI FILM NAAM PARIVARTAN SNASKAAR MEI USKAE LIAYE BHAUT DHANYAWAD . AAP JAATE JAATE KRUPYA KUCH GIFTS DETE JAYIYAE .
GURUJI MOKSH : Dhanywaad Bandar , aaj ka din kafi shub hota hai kyuki aaj ke din hi saari hindi movie daabe mei se bahar nikalti hai . Isliyae aur adhik samay na barbaad karte huae mei aaj kuch hindi filmo ka naam privartan sanaskar karti hoo.
1) KYA KOOL HAI HUM :
Film ke dialogue or script ko dhayan mei rakhtae huae beta bnadar KITNAE CHEEP HAI HUM yeh naam kafi shresht rahega
BANDAR : Ji Guruji aap nae bilkul shai naam btaya hai .
2) KYU HO GAYA NA :
Filmi ke kalakaro ko madhya nazar rakhtae huae KYU BUDDHU BAN GAYAE NA yeh naam aati uttam .hoga.
BANDAR : Guruji ek dam jhakaas naam hai …apna Vivek buddhu bangaya na……………
3) TOM , DICK & HERRY :
Film ka naam TEEN TIGADA KAAM BIGADA bahut accha hai .
BANDAR : Guruji 3 number kafi unlucky hai.
4 ) DIWANAE HUAE PAGAL :
Beta Bandar ……film dekhane ke baad DARSHAK HUAE PAGAL .
5) HUM SAATH SAATH HAI :
Film ke kalakar ginae ke baad mujhae yeh naam jyada sateek lagta hai HUM 17-18 HAI
BANDAR : Guruji aap ne sahi kaha film mei kafi pultan thi .
6) TASHAN :
Film ka naam PAPA , MEI AUR PAPA KI GF bahut sahi lagta hai .
BANDAR : Waah Guruji yeh to kamal ho gaya . Ibhrahim , Saif aur Kareena teeno ek movie mei .
BANDAR : AAP SAB LOG HUMRAE HINDI FILM NAAM PARIVARTAN SNASKAAR MEI USKAE LIAYE BHAUT DHANYAWAD . AAP JAATE JAATE KRUPYA KUCH GIFTS DETE JAYIYAE .
INTRESTING SUGGESTION FOR BOLLYWOOD CELEBRITIES
If some of our celebrities wish to change their profession or want to start a side business ,I have some suggestions .Also after reading if you want any suggestions regarding your career feel free to ask.
Himesh Reshamiya
He should start export business of leather caps & Jackets.
Rekha
She should open a beauty parlor & the name of the parlor can be , REKKHAS'S SALON.
Bapi Da
Bapi da should think about a Joolry Shop & the name can be something like, BAPIDAJI & SONS.
Smriti Irani
She should become a dictator or professional Rudali.
Shekar Suman
He can join Ramdas Padhyay who is a popular Ventriloquist.
Govinda
Ladies Fashion Designer as he has a unique Colour combination sense.
Ekta Kapoor
I think she should become a Numerologist & also she can be a good Magician.With the help of her magic vand she can make young man to an old man.
Adnan Sami
If he gains weight again than definitely he should become a Sumo wrestler.
Kashmira Shah
According to me she can be an excellent Politician.
Rahul Roy
It's my forecaste for him that he can be a good Astrologer if he takes my words seriously.
Hritik Roshan
In my opinion he should start a gym.
Rakesh Roshan
He should open a hair salon or should start import-export
business of wigs.
Himesh Reshamiya
He should start export business of leather caps & Jackets.
Rekha
She should open a beauty parlor & the name of the parlor can be , REKKHAS'S SALON.
Bapi Da
Bapi da should think about a Joolry Shop & the name can be something like, BAPIDAJI & SONS.
Smriti Irani
She should become a dictator or professional Rudali.
Shekar Suman
He can join Ramdas Padhyay who is a popular Ventriloquist.
Govinda
Ladies Fashion Designer as he has a unique Colour combination sense.
Ekta Kapoor
I think she should become a Numerologist & also she can be a good Magician.With the help of her magic vand she can make young man to an old man.
Adnan Sami
If he gains weight again than definitely he should become a Sumo wrestler.
Kashmira Shah
According to me she can be an excellent Politician.
Rahul Roy
It's my forecaste for him that he can be a good Astrologer if he takes my words seriously.
Hritik Roshan
In my opinion he should start a gym.
Rakesh Roshan
He should open a hair salon or should start import-export
business of wigs.
HOW TO OVER COME SORROW OF FAILURE
Life according to me is warp & weft of FAILURE & SUCCESS. There are days when we fail & there are days when we win. However the days when we lose are harder to pass. Our close ones, parents, friends try to overcome our sorrow of failure by saying words like
- FAILURES ARE PILLARS OF SUCCESS
- UNLESS YOU DO NOT LOSE YOU NEVER LEARN THE SIGNIFICANCE OF VICTORY.
- ALL GREAT MEN & WOMEN WERE INITIALLY LOSERS.
- FOR US YOU ARE ALWAYS THE WINNER COME WHAT MAY.
Personally I feel these words do not work much. The person still weeps from within or in other words the fire of sorrow due to failure keeps on igniting. It is only the time which heals the wound of failure completely. As the time leaps we forget about our failure & get involved with other projects.
When I meet failure, I become very very upset & the worst thing with me is that I am not the type of person who likes to share my own failures with my family members. So the sorrow culminates within me who give rise to internal burning sensation, headache & nausea. Initially for weeks I used to weep but from few years I manage the situation by undertaking following measures.
- I recollect memories of my school & college days & think about those events when I was rewarded.
- I think about my past achievements in media
- I open my cupboard & look at the certificates, prizes & other rewards which I got in past.
- Than finally I open my photo Album & look all my photos
By doing this I feel calm & quiet. The inner burning sensation also reduces .I feel that I am a strong person & it is just luck which did not favored me & I can still do well.Thus in this way without sharing about my failure with my close ones I over come my depression of failure & I recommend other people to follow the above mentioned measures to over come depression & frustration in the event of failure in Life .
- FAILURES ARE PILLARS OF SUCCESS
- UNLESS YOU DO NOT LOSE YOU NEVER LEARN THE SIGNIFICANCE OF VICTORY.
- ALL GREAT MEN & WOMEN WERE INITIALLY LOSERS.
- FOR US YOU ARE ALWAYS THE WINNER COME WHAT MAY.
Personally I feel these words do not work much. The person still weeps from within or in other words the fire of sorrow due to failure keeps on igniting. It is only the time which heals the wound of failure completely. As the time leaps we forget about our failure & get involved with other projects.
When I meet failure, I become very very upset & the worst thing with me is that I am not the type of person who likes to share my own failures with my family members. So the sorrow culminates within me who give rise to internal burning sensation, headache & nausea. Initially for weeks I used to weep but from few years I manage the situation by undertaking following measures.
- I recollect memories of my school & college days & think about those events when I was rewarded.
- I think about my past achievements in media
- I open my cupboard & look at the certificates, prizes & other rewards which I got in past.
- Than finally I open my photo Album & look all my photos
By doing this I feel calm & quiet. The inner burning sensation also reduces .I feel that I am a strong person & it is just luck which did not favored me & I can still do well.Thus in this way without sharing about my failure with my close ones I over come my depression of failure & I recommend other people to follow the above mentioned measures to over come depression & frustration in the event of failure in Life .
HOW UNCONSCIOUSLY WE OVER COME OUR FRUSTRATIONS
Defense Mechanisms as described by Psychologist Sigmund Freud are ways by which all of us (Human beings) reduce anxiety & frustrations, which we come across in our day to day life.
1) RATIONALIZATION: It is a psychological process where we give logical but false excuses for our behavior.
Example: If a person does not get grapes to eat he / she will say I do not like grapes because they are not looking good or the person may say I have sore throat therefore I do not want to have grapes.
2) DISPLACEMENT: It is a psychological behavior where in a person expresses his/her unpleasant feelings against an object different from the object which is actually causing frustration.
Example: A women may start hitting his son after she has a fight with her husband.
3) SUBLIMATION: Is a psychological process wherein an individual engages in a socially desirable substitute activity to gratify a frustrated motive.
Example: A person who fails in his love life may start writing romantic poems. A very good example of this is when Dr. Harivansh Rai Bacchan's first wife Shyama expired he wrote Madhushala.
4) REACTION FORMATION: Is a process in which we act in a way which is exactly opposite to what we thinking.
Example: A person may appreciate another person for his/her dressing style but from within he is thinking, How ugly that person is looking?
5) COMPENSATION: Is a process where in an individual tries to overcome his limitations.
Example: I always wanted to become a doctor but I did not succeed therefore I chose Dietetics which is a Para-medical field.
6) IDENTIFICATION: Is a process in which the individual accepts other people's desirable qualities as his own.
Example: Many boys imitated Salman Khan's hair style of Tere Naam.
7) REGRESSION: In regression the individual goes back to childish or primitive forms of behavior in the face of frustration.
Example: A grown-up person may cry like a child in the event of failure.
8) PROJECTION: In projection an individual blames others for his shortcomings & mistakes.
Example: An actor who has not performed well may blame the director or the script of the movie.
9)DAY DREAMING : Is a process where individuals starts visualizing that all his unfulfilled wishes are full filled.Day dreaming is also known as fantasy.
1) RATIONALIZATION: It is a psychological process where we give logical but false excuses for our behavior.
Example: If a person does not get grapes to eat he / she will say I do not like grapes because they are not looking good or the person may say I have sore throat therefore I do not want to have grapes.
2) DISPLACEMENT: It is a psychological behavior where in a person expresses his/her unpleasant feelings against an object different from the object which is actually causing frustration.
Example: A women may start hitting his son after she has a fight with her husband.
3) SUBLIMATION: Is a psychological process wherein an individual engages in a socially desirable substitute activity to gratify a frustrated motive.
Example: A person who fails in his love life may start writing romantic poems. A very good example of this is when Dr. Harivansh Rai Bacchan's first wife Shyama expired he wrote Madhushala.
4) REACTION FORMATION: Is a process in which we act in a way which is exactly opposite to what we thinking.
Example: A person may appreciate another person for his/her dressing style but from within he is thinking, How ugly that person is looking?
5) COMPENSATION: Is a process where in an individual tries to overcome his limitations.
Example: I always wanted to become a doctor but I did not succeed therefore I chose Dietetics which is a Para-medical field.
6) IDENTIFICATION: Is a process in which the individual accepts other people's desirable qualities as his own.
Example: Many boys imitated Salman Khan's hair style of Tere Naam.
7) REGRESSION: In regression the individual goes back to childish or primitive forms of behavior in the face of frustration.
Example: A grown-up person may cry like a child in the event of failure.
8) PROJECTION: In projection an individual blames others for his shortcomings & mistakes.
Example: An actor who has not performed well may blame the director or the script of the movie.
9)DAY DREAMING : Is a process where individuals starts visualizing that all his unfulfilled wishes are full filled.Day dreaming is also known as fantasy.
TALAQ IN QURAN SHARIFF.
I often used to wonder , how easy is for Muslim husbands to break at any time the pious relationship of marriage as right from my childhood I have heard & seen in movies , plays , TV serials etc that if a Muslim husband says TALAQ thrice , the couple gets immediately divorced. Thus just in a blink of eye a woman no longer remains wife of her husband . This made me always feel that the relationship between Muslim couples is very weak as it is easily broken by a word TALAQ . However in recent past my computer technician , Mr. Ahmed Khan changed my conceptions about Talaq by explaining to me the actual process of Talaq which is mentioned in Quran Shariff
According to Quran , the process of Talaak takes months & the husband does not say TALAQ THRICE AT A TIME. So if the couple is finding difficulties in adjusting with each other , the husband will say Talaq once & then he will wait for one month . If the couple resolves their differences then they will go ahead with their relationship other wise the husband will say TALAQ for the second time . After saying Talaq for the second time , the husband has to wait for one more month. Again if the couple copes up with each others expectations then they will continue with their relation or else the Husband will say TALAQ for the third time & the couple will then finally gets separated.
Thus is we go by Quran Shariff , Talaq is not simple , it takes months however many people have changed the rule of Talaq according to their own convenience .Quran Sharif also mentions that if a husband give divorce to his wife & then wants to remarry his wife then the wife has to marry first another man then she should have relationship with that man & then after giving divorce to that man she can again marry her first husband . Unfortunately Muslims have accepted this rule as it is .
Through this post I just want to convey that the actual process of Talaq in Quran Sharif is differnt from what we see & hear in movies , serials etc. Many people have modified the rule of Talaq according to their convenience . It is not jsut in Islaam but in almost all religions that people do not follow the principles mentioned in the religious scriptures & therefore the religion loses its purity.
BOLLYWOOD HASTHI NAAM PARIVARTAN SANSKAAR
BANDAR : Pyarae bhaiyon or bahno aap sab ka mein BOLLYWOOD HASTHI NAAM PARIVARTAN SANSKAAR mei swagat karta hoo. Aap log krupya sthaan grahan karein kyuki bas kuchi hi der mei humare FILMI GURU MOKSHA naam parivartan sanskaar kareinge .
FILMI GURU MOKSHA : Aaj bada shub din hai isliyae mei kuch naamcheen bollywood hasthiyon ka naam parivartan kaungi .
1) SALMAN KHAN :
Salman Khan ka naam PREM KHAN atti utam hai . Agar who apna naam Prem Khan kar lein to unke jeevan mei jo prem ka abhaav hai woh humesha humesha ke liyae khatam ho jayega .
BANDAR : Guruji bilkul sahi naam aap nae bataya …. jyadatar movie mei unka naam PREM hota hai aur unki movie mei shaadi bhi hojati hai .
2 ) NIGAAR KHAN :
Nigaar Khan ka naam SIGAAR KHAN sarvshresht hai beta Bandar . Kyuki unhae dekh kar , har koi andar hi andar sulagta rehta hai .
BANDAR : Guruji agar RAJ KUMARJI Nigaar ko dekhtae hongae to yeh kahenge “ JAANI AAJ BHI HUM JAB TUMHAE UPAR SE DEKHTAE TO ANDAR HI ANDAR SULAG TE RAHTAE HAI ".
3) SAIF ALI KHAN :
Saif Ali Khan ka naam SAFE KHAN .
BANDAR : Bhadiya …………….hai ………….
4) ANIL KAPOOR :
Anil Kapoor ka naam mere anusaar BHALOO KAPOOR hona chaiyae .
5) RAKHI SAVANT
Rakhi Savant ka naam mei TEKHI SAVANT rakhti hoo.
BANDAR : Ha guruji who to hari mirchi se bhi jyada tekhi hai .
6) MALAIKA KHAN :
Malaika ka naam mei DAAMINI ARBAAZ KHAN rakh ti hoo.
BANDAR : Guruji aapnae sahi kha who to bijli hai jis par gir jayae ,who aadmi barah ke baho mei jayae .
7) MALIKKA SHERAVAT :
Malika Sheravat ka naam FULJHARI rakha meine .
BANDAR : Guruji mere hisaab se to woh live wire without insulation hai ……..galti se bhi choo liyae to na janae kitnae hazaar VOLT ka current lagaega.
BANDAR : Guruji bahut bahut dhanywaad aapnae apna itna keetam samay nikala aur humare bollywood hasthiyon ka naam parivartan kiya , iskae liyae bahut bahut shukriya .
FILMI GURU MOKSHA : Bandar is mei shukriya kahnae ki jaroorat nahi hai ..yeh to mera kartvya tha.
FILMI GURU MOKSHA : Aaj bada shub din hai isliyae mei kuch naamcheen bollywood hasthiyon ka naam parivartan kaungi .
1) SALMAN KHAN :
Salman Khan ka naam PREM KHAN atti utam hai . Agar who apna naam Prem Khan kar lein to unke jeevan mei jo prem ka abhaav hai woh humesha humesha ke liyae khatam ho jayega .
BANDAR : Guruji bilkul sahi naam aap nae bataya …. jyadatar movie mei unka naam PREM hota hai aur unki movie mei shaadi bhi hojati hai .
2 ) NIGAAR KHAN :
Nigaar Khan ka naam SIGAAR KHAN sarvshresht hai beta Bandar . Kyuki unhae dekh kar , har koi andar hi andar sulagta rehta hai .
BANDAR : Guruji agar RAJ KUMARJI Nigaar ko dekhtae hongae to yeh kahenge “ JAANI AAJ BHI HUM JAB TUMHAE UPAR SE DEKHTAE TO ANDAR HI ANDAR SULAG TE RAHTAE HAI ".
3) SAIF ALI KHAN :
Saif Ali Khan ka naam SAFE KHAN .
BANDAR : Bhadiya …………….hai ………….
4) ANIL KAPOOR :
Anil Kapoor ka naam mere anusaar BHALOO KAPOOR hona chaiyae .
5) RAKHI SAVANT
Rakhi Savant ka naam mei TEKHI SAVANT rakhti hoo.
BANDAR : Ha guruji who to hari mirchi se bhi jyada tekhi hai .
6) MALAIKA KHAN :
Malaika ka naam mei DAAMINI ARBAAZ KHAN rakh ti hoo.
BANDAR : Guruji aapnae sahi kha who to bijli hai jis par gir jayae ,who aadmi barah ke baho mei jayae .
7) MALIKKA SHERAVAT :
Malika Sheravat ka naam FULJHARI rakha meine .
BANDAR : Guruji mere hisaab se to woh live wire without insulation hai ……..galti se bhi choo liyae to na janae kitnae hazaar VOLT ka current lagaega.
BANDAR : Guruji bahut bahut dhanywaad aapnae apna itna keetam samay nikala aur humare bollywood hasthiyon ka naam parivartan kiya , iskae liyae bahut bahut shukriya .
FILMI GURU MOKSHA : Bandar is mei shukriya kahnae ki jaroorat nahi hai ..yeh to mera kartvya tha.
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