Hiding of shoes by sister in laws . Bride & groom searching ring in vessel after marriage are very common customs & most of the Indian communities perform these customs during the weddings .However there are some customs with which we are less familiar because these customs are caste or community specific .
In SINDHI marriages there is a custom called WANWAS in which the bride groom's clothes are torn by his relatives a day before his marriage. This custom is also performed in Bride's house.It is believed that by tearing the clothes & throwing them into sea or river will help the bride & groom to get rid of evil eye.
Among MANIPURIS there is a custom in which one senior lady from the groom's side & one senior lady from bride's side releases a TAKI FISH in the river or lake & sees that both the fishes move together.If the fishes get separated it means the couple will not going to maintain the relation for a very long time.
Among the SANTHAL TRIBE OF MADHYPRADESH the bride sits in a huge basket & a senior male from her family keeps that basket on his head & goes in the mandap than the groom climbs on his brother-in-law's shoulder's & puts sindhoor on the bride's forehead.
In Brahmins & Agarwals there is custom of singing GAALIS . The bride's relatives sing Gaalis. In Gaalis the relatives of bride tease the relatives of Grooms & the interesting part is that the Grooms relatives force the brides relatives to sing ' Gaalis ' & for that they give money .One of the popular Gaali which is sang in North India is as follows,
" Samdhee kuttae aayae......aayae yahan par......gattur ka paani pila .......pila meri guyiaan , guttar ka pani pila ".
" Samdhee ke mooch .....jaise kuttae ki pooch .......guttar ka pani pila......pila meri guyiaan , guttar ka pani pila ".
There are many more customs performed during marriages in India which are very uncommon & if our Bollywood Directors & Producers do some research work on the customs in marriage definitely we will be able to see more Indian customs in movies .
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SPECIAL CALLER TUNES
Most of us have set caller tunes & songs in our mobile phones. Below are some caller songs which our celebrities can set on their mobile phones.
1) Ekta Kapoor :-
"meri marzi, meri marzi............
mein bhudde ko jawan dekhaoon,
meri marzi, meri marzi..............
mein murde(dead) ko zinda dekhaoon"
2) Rakhi Savant :-
" mujhe na choona........bijali hoo mein"
3) Imran Hashmi :-
" Jumma chumma de de..............."
4) Hritik Roshan :-
"Yeh chaand sa roshan chehra....
Zulfo ka rang sunhera ........
Yeh jheel si neeli aankhen.....
koi raaz hai en mein ghera.....
tarif karoon kya mein uski.....
jisne mujhe banaya........."
5) Shekar Suman :-
" Thande Thande Pani se nahana chahiyae ,
Gaana aayae ya na aayae gaana chahiyae "
6) Vivek Oberoi:-
" Sheesha ho ya dil ho...............
aakhir tooth jata hai....tooth jata hai "
7) Eye Specialist :-
" Teri aankho ke siva ........
duniyaan mein rakha kya hai.."
8) Heart Surgeon :-
" Jab koi tumhara hrady( heart) thod de
tadapta hua tumhe chod de..............
tab mere paas aana priye............"
9) Maths Teacher :-
"1.2.3.4.5.6..7.8..9..10..11.12.13..
student tera karoon.........
gin gin ke mein intzaar."
10) Husband :-
" Jab se hui hai shadi........
aasoo baha raha hoo.....
aafat gale padi hai .........
usko nibha raha hoo...."
11) Wife :-
" haay...ka karoo Ram.......
mujhe bhudda mil gaya...
haay...haay buddha mil gaya....
12) Salman Khan :-
" Babuji dheere chalna....pyaar mei jara samalna...
aaaa....bade dohke ...bdae dokhe hai is raah mei......."
13) Amitabh Bacchan :-
" Badae miyaan..to...badae miyaan......
Chotae miyaan bhi subhan alla......."
14) Kareena Kapoor :-
" Khud ko kya samjhta .....itna kyu akadta hai...
Bollywood mei har din aatae nayae ladke hai......"
If you find these caller tunes intresting then do not hestitate to laugh & also do not forget to leave a comment for my post.
1) Ekta Kapoor :-
"meri marzi, meri marzi............
mein bhudde ko jawan dekhaoon,
meri marzi, meri marzi..............
mein murde(dead) ko zinda dekhaoon"
2) Rakhi Savant :-
" mujhe na choona........bijali hoo mein"
3) Imran Hashmi :-
" Jumma chumma de de..............."
4) Hritik Roshan :-
"Yeh chaand sa roshan chehra....
Zulfo ka rang sunhera ........
Yeh jheel si neeli aankhen.....
koi raaz hai en mein ghera.....
tarif karoon kya mein uski.....
jisne mujhe banaya........."
5) Shekar Suman :-
" Thande Thande Pani se nahana chahiyae ,
Gaana aayae ya na aayae gaana chahiyae "
6) Vivek Oberoi:-
" Sheesha ho ya dil ho...............
aakhir tooth jata hai....tooth jata hai "
7) Eye Specialist :-
" Teri aankho ke siva ........
duniyaan mein rakha kya hai.."
8) Heart Surgeon :-
" Jab koi tumhara hrady( heart) thod de
tadapta hua tumhe chod de..............
tab mere paas aana priye............"
9) Maths Teacher :-
"1.2.3.4.5.6..7.8..9..10..11.12.13..
student tera karoon.........
gin gin ke mein intzaar."
10) Husband :-
" Jab se hui hai shadi........
aasoo baha raha hoo.....
aafat gale padi hai .........
usko nibha raha hoo...."
11) Wife :-
" haay...ka karoo Ram.......
mujhe bhudda mil gaya...
haay...haay buddha mil gaya....
12) Salman Khan :-
" Babuji dheere chalna....pyaar mei jara samalna...
aaaa....bade dohke ...bdae dokhe hai is raah mei......."
13) Amitabh Bacchan :-
" Badae miyaan..to...badae miyaan......
Chotae miyaan bhi subhan alla......."
14) Kareena Kapoor :-
" Khud ko kya samjhta .....itna kyu akadta hai...
Bollywood mei har din aatae nayae ladke hai......"
If you find these caller tunes intresting then do not hestitate to laugh & also do not forget to leave a comment for my post.
IT'S DIFFERENT
Wedding is a very important custom in all communities .It is a most memorable thing in each & every individuals life .All of us keep the memories of wedding alive through photographs .
Today wedding celebration is a costlier affair. It has become a trend that there should be some kind of stunt in the marriage without which the wedding will not be considered grand .For instance in Abhi & Ash wedding there was duplicate of Salman Khan & Abhishek Bacchan roaming around .In recent past ,Amar Dravid & Sayli Bhagat Pune based NRIs of USA married 7 times.They married according to Hindu Vedic , Chinese , Islamic , Roman , African styles & finally they did court marriage in USA.
In spite of the great expenditure & stunts no Bollywood , Hollywood or Industrialists marriage can be as amazing as wedding ceremony of Lord Shiva & Parvati .It was a wedding celebration where Beasts, Devils ,Animals danced in the wedding procession & other deities joined the procession.
People were crazy for Kajol & Ajay , Abhi & Ash wedding pics but wedding photographs of celebrities cannot be as interesting & amazing as wedding pics of Lord Shiva & Parvati or Ram & Jaanki till eternity.
SONGS FOR CELEBRITES
There are some bollywood numbers which suit with the traits of bollywood celebrities .
1) “ TIRCHI TOPI WALE O’ BABU BHOLAE
BHALAE , TU YAAD AANAE LAGA HAI , DIL MERA JAANAE
LAGA HAI "
This song reminds me of Himesh Reshamiya
2) “ KHAMBAE JAISI KHADI HAI , SHOLA HAI YA
FULCHADI , AANKHO MEIGUSSA HAI , LABO PAR GALI ,
DEKHO ZARA KHUD KO SAMJATI HAI KYA "
This song suits RAKHI SAVANT
3) “ YEH CHAAND SA ROSHAN CHERA , ZULFO KA RANG
SUNHERA .YEH JHEEL SI NILI AANKEIN , IN MEI RAAZ
HAI KOI GEHRA .TAAREEF KARU KYA MEI USKI JISNE
TUJHAE BANAYA "
No sooner I hear this song ,I think of Hritik Roshan
4) “ AATI …..NAHI ….HA AATI NAHI "
( FROM THE MOVIE PREM )
The song is very apt for SALMAN KHAN
5) “ LADKI HAI KYA RE BAAB BA …..IS KI ADA RE BABA,
IS KA NASHA RE BABA …..BABA "
This song is perfect for Malikka Sherawat .
6)" KYA COOL HAI HUM…… KYA COOL HAI HUM…………”
This song is for Saif Ali Khan . Amrita , Rosa & now kareena but still he is cool
7 ) “ OH’ PAPAE PYAAR KARKE PACHTAYA "
The song reminds me of Vivek Oberoi.
1) “ TIRCHI TOPI WALE O’ BABU BHOLAE
BHALAE , TU YAAD AANAE LAGA HAI , DIL MERA JAANAE
LAGA HAI "
This song reminds me of Himesh Reshamiya
2) “ KHAMBAE JAISI KHADI HAI , SHOLA HAI YA
FULCHADI , AANKHO MEIGUSSA HAI , LABO PAR GALI ,
DEKHO ZARA KHUD KO SAMJATI HAI KYA "
This song suits RAKHI SAVANT
3) “ YEH CHAAND SA ROSHAN CHERA , ZULFO KA RANG
SUNHERA .YEH JHEEL SI NILI AANKEIN , IN MEI RAAZ
HAI KOI GEHRA .TAAREEF KARU KYA MEI USKI JISNE
TUJHAE BANAYA "
No sooner I hear this song ,I think of Hritik Roshan
4) “ AATI …..NAHI ….HA AATI NAHI "
( FROM THE MOVIE PREM )
The song is very apt for SALMAN KHAN
5) “ LADKI HAI KYA RE BAAB BA …..IS KI ADA RE BABA,
IS KA NASHA RE BABA …..BABA "
This song is perfect for Malikka Sherawat .
6)" KYA COOL HAI HUM…… KYA COOL HAI HUM…………”
This song is for Saif Ali Khan . Amrita , Rosa & now kareena but still he is cool
7 ) “ OH’ PAPAE PYAAR KARKE PACHTAYA "
The song reminds me of Vivek Oberoi.
HINDI MOVIE NAAM PARIVARTAN SANSKAAR
BANDAR ; Priy Bhaiyaon or Bhaiyaon ki bhano aap sab ka Hindi Movie Naam Partvartan Snasaak mei haardik swaagat hai . Aaj humare filmi guru Moksh is shub ghadi mei kai hindi movies ka naam parivartan sanskaar karenge .
GURUJI MOKSH : Dhanywaad Bandar , aaj ka din kafi shub hota hai kyuki aaj ke din hi saari hindi movie daabe mei se bahar nikalti hai . Isliyae aur adhik samay na barbaad karte huae mei aaj kuch hindi filmo ka naam privartan sanaskar karti hoo.
1) KYA KOOL HAI HUM :
Film ke dialogue or script ko dhayan mei rakhtae huae beta bnadar KITNAE CHEEP HAI HUM yeh naam kafi shresht rahega
BANDAR : Ji Guruji aap nae bilkul shai naam btaya hai .
2) KYU HO GAYA NA :
Filmi ke kalakaro ko madhya nazar rakhtae huae KYU BUDDHU BAN GAYAE NA yeh naam aati uttam .hoga.
BANDAR : Guruji ek dam jhakaas naam hai …apna Vivek buddhu bangaya na……………
3) TOM , DICK & HERRY :
Film ka naam TEEN TIGADA KAAM BIGADA bahut accha hai .
BANDAR : Guruji 3 number kafi unlucky hai.
4 ) DIWANAE HUAE PAGAL :
Beta Bandar ……film dekhane ke baad DARSHAK HUAE PAGAL .
5) HUM SAATH SAATH HAI :
Film ke kalakar ginae ke baad mujhae yeh naam jyada sateek lagta hai HUM 17-18 HAI
BANDAR : Guruji aap ne sahi kaha film mei kafi pultan thi .
6) TASHAN :
Film ka naam PAPA , MEI AUR PAPA KI GF bahut sahi lagta hai .
BANDAR : Waah Guruji yeh to kamal ho gaya . Ibhrahim , Saif aur Kareena teeno ek movie mei .
BANDAR : AAP SAB LOG HUMRAE HINDI FILM NAAM PARIVARTAN SNASKAAR MEI USKAE LIAYE BHAUT DHANYAWAD . AAP JAATE JAATE KRUPYA KUCH GIFTS DETE JAYIYAE .
GURUJI MOKSH : Dhanywaad Bandar , aaj ka din kafi shub hota hai kyuki aaj ke din hi saari hindi movie daabe mei se bahar nikalti hai . Isliyae aur adhik samay na barbaad karte huae mei aaj kuch hindi filmo ka naam privartan sanaskar karti hoo.
1) KYA KOOL HAI HUM :
Film ke dialogue or script ko dhayan mei rakhtae huae beta bnadar KITNAE CHEEP HAI HUM yeh naam kafi shresht rahega
BANDAR : Ji Guruji aap nae bilkul shai naam btaya hai .
2) KYU HO GAYA NA :
Filmi ke kalakaro ko madhya nazar rakhtae huae KYU BUDDHU BAN GAYAE NA yeh naam aati uttam .hoga.
BANDAR : Guruji ek dam jhakaas naam hai …apna Vivek buddhu bangaya na……………
3) TOM , DICK & HERRY :
Film ka naam TEEN TIGADA KAAM BIGADA bahut accha hai .
BANDAR : Guruji 3 number kafi unlucky hai.
4 ) DIWANAE HUAE PAGAL :
Beta Bandar ……film dekhane ke baad DARSHAK HUAE PAGAL .
5) HUM SAATH SAATH HAI :
Film ke kalakar ginae ke baad mujhae yeh naam jyada sateek lagta hai HUM 17-18 HAI
BANDAR : Guruji aap ne sahi kaha film mei kafi pultan thi .
6) TASHAN :
Film ka naam PAPA , MEI AUR PAPA KI GF bahut sahi lagta hai .
BANDAR : Waah Guruji yeh to kamal ho gaya . Ibhrahim , Saif aur Kareena teeno ek movie mei .
BANDAR : AAP SAB LOG HUMRAE HINDI FILM NAAM PARIVARTAN SNASKAAR MEI USKAE LIAYE BHAUT DHANYAWAD . AAP JAATE JAATE KRUPYA KUCH GIFTS DETE JAYIYAE .
INTRESTING SUGGESTION FOR BOLLYWOOD CELEBRITIES
If some of our celebrities wish to change their profession or want to start a side business ,I have some suggestions .Also after reading if you want any suggestions regarding your career feel free to ask.
Himesh Reshamiya
He should start export business of leather caps & Jackets.
Rekha
She should open a beauty parlor & the name of the parlor can be , REKKHAS'S SALON.
Bapi Da
Bapi da should think about a Joolry Shop & the name can be something like, BAPIDAJI & SONS.
Smriti Irani
She should become a dictator or professional Rudali.
Shekar Suman
He can join Ramdas Padhyay who is a popular Ventriloquist.
Govinda
Ladies Fashion Designer as he has a unique Colour combination sense.
Ekta Kapoor
I think she should become a Numerologist & also she can be a good Magician.With the help of her magic vand she can make young man to an old man.
Adnan Sami
If he gains weight again than definitely he should become a Sumo wrestler.
Kashmira Shah
According to me she can be an excellent Politician.
Rahul Roy
It's my forecaste for him that he can be a good Astrologer if he takes my words seriously.
Hritik Roshan
In my opinion he should start a gym.
Rakesh Roshan
He should open a hair salon or should start import-export
business of wigs.
Himesh Reshamiya
He should start export business of leather caps & Jackets.
Rekha
She should open a beauty parlor & the name of the parlor can be , REKKHAS'S SALON.
Bapi Da
Bapi da should think about a Joolry Shop & the name can be something like, BAPIDAJI & SONS.
Smriti Irani
She should become a dictator or professional Rudali.
Shekar Suman
He can join Ramdas Padhyay who is a popular Ventriloquist.
Govinda
Ladies Fashion Designer as he has a unique Colour combination sense.
Ekta Kapoor
I think she should become a Numerologist & also she can be a good Magician.With the help of her magic vand she can make young man to an old man.
Adnan Sami
If he gains weight again than definitely he should become a Sumo wrestler.
Kashmira Shah
According to me she can be an excellent Politician.
Rahul Roy
It's my forecaste for him that he can be a good Astrologer if he takes my words seriously.
Hritik Roshan
In my opinion he should start a gym.
Rakesh Roshan
He should open a hair salon or should start import-export
business of wigs.
BOLLYWOOD HASTHI NAAM PARIVARTAN SANSKAAR
BANDAR : Pyarae bhaiyon or bahno aap sab ka mein BOLLYWOOD HASTHI NAAM PARIVARTAN SANSKAAR mei swagat karta hoo. Aap log krupya sthaan grahan karein kyuki bas kuchi hi der mei humare FILMI GURU MOKSHA naam parivartan sanskaar kareinge .
FILMI GURU MOKSHA : Aaj bada shub din hai isliyae mei kuch naamcheen bollywood hasthiyon ka naam parivartan kaungi .
1) SALMAN KHAN :
Salman Khan ka naam PREM KHAN atti utam hai . Agar who apna naam Prem Khan kar lein to unke jeevan mei jo prem ka abhaav hai woh humesha humesha ke liyae khatam ho jayega .
BANDAR : Guruji bilkul sahi naam aap nae bataya …. jyadatar movie mei unka naam PREM hota hai aur unki movie mei shaadi bhi hojati hai .
2 ) NIGAAR KHAN :
Nigaar Khan ka naam SIGAAR KHAN sarvshresht hai beta Bandar . Kyuki unhae dekh kar , har koi andar hi andar sulagta rehta hai .
BANDAR : Guruji agar RAJ KUMARJI Nigaar ko dekhtae hongae to yeh kahenge “ JAANI AAJ BHI HUM JAB TUMHAE UPAR SE DEKHTAE TO ANDAR HI ANDAR SULAG TE RAHTAE HAI ".
3) SAIF ALI KHAN :
Saif Ali Khan ka naam SAFE KHAN .
BANDAR : Bhadiya …………….hai ………….
4) ANIL KAPOOR :
Anil Kapoor ka naam mere anusaar BHALOO KAPOOR hona chaiyae .
5) RAKHI SAVANT
Rakhi Savant ka naam mei TEKHI SAVANT rakhti hoo.
BANDAR : Ha guruji who to hari mirchi se bhi jyada tekhi hai .
6) MALAIKA KHAN :
Malaika ka naam mei DAAMINI ARBAAZ KHAN rakh ti hoo.
BANDAR : Guruji aapnae sahi kha who to bijli hai jis par gir jayae ,who aadmi barah ke baho mei jayae .
7) MALIKKA SHERAVAT :
Malika Sheravat ka naam FULJHARI rakha meine .
BANDAR : Guruji mere hisaab se to woh live wire without insulation hai ……..galti se bhi choo liyae to na janae kitnae hazaar VOLT ka current lagaega.
BANDAR : Guruji bahut bahut dhanywaad aapnae apna itna keetam samay nikala aur humare bollywood hasthiyon ka naam parivartan kiya , iskae liyae bahut bahut shukriya .
FILMI GURU MOKSHA : Bandar is mei shukriya kahnae ki jaroorat nahi hai ..yeh to mera kartvya tha.
FILMI GURU MOKSHA : Aaj bada shub din hai isliyae mei kuch naamcheen bollywood hasthiyon ka naam parivartan kaungi .
1) SALMAN KHAN :
Salman Khan ka naam PREM KHAN atti utam hai . Agar who apna naam Prem Khan kar lein to unke jeevan mei jo prem ka abhaav hai woh humesha humesha ke liyae khatam ho jayega .
BANDAR : Guruji bilkul sahi naam aap nae bataya …. jyadatar movie mei unka naam PREM hota hai aur unki movie mei shaadi bhi hojati hai .
2 ) NIGAAR KHAN :
Nigaar Khan ka naam SIGAAR KHAN sarvshresht hai beta Bandar . Kyuki unhae dekh kar , har koi andar hi andar sulagta rehta hai .
BANDAR : Guruji agar RAJ KUMARJI Nigaar ko dekhtae hongae to yeh kahenge “ JAANI AAJ BHI HUM JAB TUMHAE UPAR SE DEKHTAE TO ANDAR HI ANDAR SULAG TE RAHTAE HAI ".
3) SAIF ALI KHAN :
Saif Ali Khan ka naam SAFE KHAN .
BANDAR : Bhadiya …………….hai ………….
4) ANIL KAPOOR :
Anil Kapoor ka naam mere anusaar BHALOO KAPOOR hona chaiyae .
5) RAKHI SAVANT
Rakhi Savant ka naam mei TEKHI SAVANT rakhti hoo.
BANDAR : Ha guruji who to hari mirchi se bhi jyada tekhi hai .
6) MALAIKA KHAN :
Malaika ka naam mei DAAMINI ARBAAZ KHAN rakh ti hoo.
BANDAR : Guruji aapnae sahi kha who to bijli hai jis par gir jayae ,who aadmi barah ke baho mei jayae .
7) MALIKKA SHERAVAT :
Malika Sheravat ka naam FULJHARI rakha meine .
BANDAR : Guruji mere hisaab se to woh live wire without insulation hai ……..galti se bhi choo liyae to na janae kitnae hazaar VOLT ka current lagaega.
BANDAR : Guruji bahut bahut dhanywaad aapnae apna itna keetam samay nikala aur humare bollywood hasthiyon ka naam parivartan kiya , iskae liyae bahut bahut shukriya .
FILMI GURU MOKSHA : Bandar is mei shukriya kahnae ki jaroorat nahi hai ..yeh to mera kartvya tha.
KIS ABHINETA KO KAUNSAE VIGYAPAN MEI HONA CHAHIYAE
BANDAR: Meharbaan, Kadardaan, Paandan, Peekdaan …….dil thaam kar baithiyae …aaj fir se ek baar humare bollywood guru Moksh apna gyaan ka pitara kholengae.
BOLLYWOOD GURU MOKSH: Shukriya Bandar, aur sabhi upastith mahanubhavon…..aaj mei batungi ki kis ABHINETA KO KAUNSAE VIGYAPAN MEI KAAM KARNA CHAIYAE ….
BANDAR: Guruji jaldi batayae……ke mei kausae ad mei kaam karoo……..meri gharwali ke saath….
BOLLYWOOD GURU MOKSH: Chup Bandar apni taang beech mei na fasao……
BANDAR: Sorry, Sorry……………
BOLLYWOOD GURU MOKSH: Ab mei batanae ja rahi hooooo………..
1) SALMAN KHAN :
Beta Bandar, Shirt, T-shirt companywalo KO Salu miyaan ko apnae shirt ke vigyaapan mei lena chaiyae. Issae unki sale kafi acchi hogi har marad yeh sochaega ki jaroor is shirt mei kuch extra hai tabhi Salmaan Khan jaise ne shirt pahnani shuru kar di ………..
BANDAR: Meine to kabhi yeh socha hi nahi tha…Panditji you are great…….
2) IMRAAN HASHMI :
Bhaiyon aur Behno, Imraan ko ANTI AIDS ke vigyapan ke liyae sign karma chaiyae .Issae logo tak yeh sandesha pahuch jayega ki “KISS KARNAE SE AIDS NAHI FAHALTA ...ISSAE TO SIRF PYAAR FAILTA HAI “
BANDAR: Panditji mindblowing…………………
3) ABHISHEK & JHON:
Shaving cream manufacturing companies ko Abhishek ya Jhon ko hi apnae shaving cream ke ad mei lena chaiyae. Saare aadmi fir woh hi shaving cream khareedangae yeh soch kar ki jaaroo is shaving cream mei dum hai tab hi to Abhishek or Jhon issae use karnae lagae.
BANDAR: Panditji you are genius
4) SHARUKH KHAN:
Energy drinks or supplements manufacturing companies ko Sharukh ko lena chaiyae …..kyuki issae Bhartiy janta sochegi ki yehi drink pee kar Sharukhne apnae 6 pack abs banayae hai………..
BANDAR: Guruji ….you are simply outstanding …
5) SAIF ALI KHAN:
Body deodorant, perfume ke vigyapan mei kaam karma chiyae Saif ko…..issae productki sale kafi hogi..kyuki har aadmi yeh sochaega ki is deodorant ko laganae se hi Saif is umar mei 2 baccho ke baap honae bavzood itnae cool hai……
BANDAR: Kamaal hai….panditji……………..Meharbaan, Kadardaan, Pandaan, Peekdaan ……please zor zor se taliyaan bajakar humare bollywood guru Moksh KO THANKS KAHIYAE…….
BOLLYWOOD GURU MOKSH: Shukriya Bandar, aur sabhi upastith mahanubhavon…..aaj mei batungi ki kis ABHINETA KO KAUNSAE VIGYAPAN MEI KAAM KARNA CHAIYAE ….
BANDAR: Guruji jaldi batayae……ke mei kausae ad mei kaam karoo……..meri gharwali ke saath….
BOLLYWOOD GURU MOKSH: Chup Bandar apni taang beech mei na fasao……
BANDAR: Sorry, Sorry……………
BOLLYWOOD GURU MOKSH: Ab mei batanae ja rahi hooooo………..
1) SALMAN KHAN :
Beta Bandar, Shirt, T-shirt companywalo KO Salu miyaan ko apnae shirt ke vigyaapan mei lena chaiyae. Issae unki sale kafi acchi hogi har marad yeh sochaega ki jaroor is shirt mei kuch extra hai tabhi Salmaan Khan jaise ne shirt pahnani shuru kar di ………..
BANDAR: Meine to kabhi yeh socha hi nahi tha…Panditji you are great…….
2) IMRAAN HASHMI :
Bhaiyon aur Behno, Imraan ko ANTI AIDS ke vigyapan ke liyae sign karma chaiyae .Issae logo tak yeh sandesha pahuch jayega ki “KISS KARNAE SE AIDS NAHI FAHALTA ...ISSAE TO SIRF PYAAR FAILTA HAI “
BANDAR: Panditji mindblowing…………………
3) ABHISHEK & JHON:
Shaving cream manufacturing companies ko Abhishek ya Jhon ko hi apnae shaving cream ke ad mei lena chaiyae. Saare aadmi fir woh hi shaving cream khareedangae yeh soch kar ki jaaroo is shaving cream mei dum hai tab hi to Abhishek or Jhon issae use karnae lagae.
BANDAR: Panditji you are genius
4) SHARUKH KHAN:
Energy drinks or supplements manufacturing companies ko Sharukh ko lena chaiyae …..kyuki issae Bhartiy janta sochegi ki yehi drink pee kar Sharukhne apnae 6 pack abs banayae hai………..
BANDAR: Guruji ….you are simply outstanding …
5) SAIF ALI KHAN:
Body deodorant, perfume ke vigyapan mei kaam karma chiyae Saif ko…..issae productki sale kafi hogi..kyuki har aadmi yeh sochaega ki is deodorant ko laganae se hi Saif is umar mei 2 baccho ke baap honae bavzood itnae cool hai……
BANDAR: Kamaal hai….panditji……………..Meharbaan, Kadardaan, Pandaan, Peekdaan ……please zor zor se taliyaan bajakar humare bollywood guru Moksh KO THANKS KAHIYAE…….
AAJ KA MUKHYA SAMACHAAR
Aap sun rahae hai TAZA KHABAR chanel 420 par, aur mei hoo news reporter MOKSHA . Aaj ka pramukh samachaar hai ki Mumbai mei 2 chimpy COOL & FOOL naam ke ghoom rahae hai laapta bollywood actors & actress ki talash mei . Yeh stars kai slaon se laapta hai ...... in stars ki details kuch is prakaar se hai . Aap krupya gaur se sunae taaki agar aap in abhinata ya abhinetriyon ke baarae mei kuch bhi jaantae ho to aap turant in numbers par Mr. Cool & Mr. Fool se sampark karein . Mobile number hai 4204204200
1) ANU AGARWAL : Aakhri baar KHALNAYIKA mei dikhi thi ....yeh uchae kad aur saavlae rang ki adhde abhinatri ke baarae mei koi bhi jaankari ho to jarror batayein.
2) SHARBANI MUKHARJEE : BODER mei Sunil Shetty ki co-star thi woh ....boder ke baad pata nahi kha gayi........yeh sundar bangali mahila ke baar mei hum khabar dein....
3) ZEBA BAKTYAAR : HEENA movie in ka media career shuru hua tha ....parantu STUNT MAN ke baad yeh kahi dekhi nahi ......is pakistani mahila ke baarae mei hum suchit karein .
4) RINKY KHANNA : PYAAR MEI KABHI KABHI mei dekhai di fir sunae mei aaya ki shadi kar rahi hai par ab tak unki koi khabar nahi hai....kya aap in kae baare mei kuch jaantae hai ?
5) HIMANSHU : TUM BIN mei Priyanshu ke saath sab se pahlae dikhayi diyae thae . Uskae baad seedha bold scenes wali movie KHAWISH mei Malika sherawat ke saath . Magar lagta hai Malika ke saath kaam karnae ke baad un honae bollywood se sanyaas hi le liya . Kabhi dikhayi hi nahi dekha . Aap ne inhae kahi dekha hai ?
AAP IN GUMSHUDA KALARAON KE BAARAE MEI KUCH BHI JAANTAE HO TO TURANT Mr. Cool Chimpy aur Mr. Fool Chimpy se 4204204200 par sampark karein .
Isi kae saath TAZA KAHBAR yahi par samapat hota hai.....JAI HIND , JAI EARN4BLOGS
ARE NOT THESE LYRICS FUNNY ?
I usually listen & enjoy Hindi movie songs but I prefer old bollywood Hindi movies songs of 1960s-1970s. Old Hindi film songs are soothing, touching, meaningful & lively. This is because the lyrics of the old songs are meaningful & sensible. Although new Hindi movie songs make us tap our feet & also we do shake our legs & hips but lyrics wise the songs are generally poor & this is one big reason why we do not enjoy listening to new Hindi movie songs after few months.
In most of the recent Hindi movies the songs have funny & senseless lyrics. For instance there is a song in the movie TASHAN, " DIL DANCE MAARE ". Now I do not understand how a heart can hit a dance? Also if the lyrics were ' DIL DANCE KARAE ‘, than also tell me can a heart dance? According to my knowledge heart can only beat & supply blood to the body.
Did you remember RANG DE BASANTI, in the move there is a song “APNI TO PAATHSHALA ‘. In this song there is a line “DIL MEI KARTA GUD GUD H2SO4 HAI ‘. Now if you have done chemistry practicals in your school or college than you must be aware that H2SO4 is known as Sulphuric acid & it is very strong acid. If by mistake a drop of sulphuric acid falls on any part of body the skin immediately burns & blisters appear. So how it is possible that in human heart their is H2SO4. When I heard this song I thought that the lyricist must not attended Chemistry practical ever in his school or college life.
Few months back the song from the movie APNA SAPNA MONEY MONEY "DIL MEI BAJI GUITAAR "rocked on radio stations all over India. However honestly tell me, have you ever heard a musical instrument being played inside your heart when you are extremely happy? Frankly speaking I never heard any musical instrument in my heart. You can only hear the LUB DUB sound. I feel in the heart of the lyricists of this song, musical instrument are being played day & night & may be in his next composition he may come up with " DIL MEI BAJI DHOLAK OR SHENAYIAAN " . Human hearts are cigarette lighters, excuse me this is not I am saying but the lyricists has conveyed through his song “BIDI JALAI LE JIGAR SE ".
"BHOLI BHALI LADKI, KHOL TERE DIL KI, PYAAR WALI KHIDKI HO HO " few years back this song was picturised on Mamta Kulkarni & Akshay Kumar. I do not really remember the name of the movie but what I cannot forget that the human heart has 4 chambers & not windows.
There are many more new Hindi movie songs with absolutely funny & senseless lyrics & according to me this is one major reason why people still enjoy listening to old Hindi songs as they have very powerful & meaningful lyrics.
In most of the recent Hindi movies the songs have funny & senseless lyrics. For instance there is a song in the movie TASHAN, " DIL DANCE MAARE ". Now I do not understand how a heart can hit a dance? Also if the lyrics were ' DIL DANCE KARAE ‘, than also tell me can a heart dance? According to my knowledge heart can only beat & supply blood to the body.
Did you remember RANG DE BASANTI, in the move there is a song “APNI TO PAATHSHALA ‘. In this song there is a line “DIL MEI KARTA GUD GUD H2SO4 HAI ‘. Now if you have done chemistry practicals in your school or college than you must be aware that H2SO4 is known as Sulphuric acid & it is very strong acid. If by mistake a drop of sulphuric acid falls on any part of body the skin immediately burns & blisters appear. So how it is possible that in human heart their is H2SO4. When I heard this song I thought that the lyricist must not attended Chemistry practical ever in his school or college life.
Few months back the song from the movie APNA SAPNA MONEY MONEY "DIL MEI BAJI GUITAAR "rocked on radio stations all over India. However honestly tell me, have you ever heard a musical instrument being played inside your heart when you are extremely happy? Frankly speaking I never heard any musical instrument in my heart. You can only hear the LUB DUB sound. I feel in the heart of the lyricists of this song, musical instrument are being played day & night & may be in his next composition he may come up with " DIL MEI BAJI DHOLAK OR SHENAYIAAN " . Human hearts are cigarette lighters, excuse me this is not I am saying but the lyricists has conveyed through his song “BIDI JALAI LE JIGAR SE ".
"BHOLI BHALI LADKI, KHOL TERE DIL KI, PYAAR WALI KHIDKI HO HO " few years back this song was picturised on Mamta Kulkarni & Akshay Kumar. I do not really remember the name of the movie but what I cannot forget that the human heart has 4 chambers & not windows.
There are many more new Hindi movie songs with absolutely funny & senseless lyrics & according to me this is one major reason why people still enjoy listening to old Hindi songs as they have very powerful & meaningful lyrics.
MEANING OF SOME SONGS FOR ME
There are some songs, when ever I hear them I think & feel something different from the actual meaning or message of the song & you too will agree with me after reading & hearing these songs.
1) “DIDI DIDI…DDI DIWA ", this was a super duper international hit sung by KHALID who was from Israel, some 10-15 years back. When ever I hear & watch the music video of this song . I feel that Khalid is searching her elder sister. He is screaming didi didi , have you seen my didi any where…..?
2) “TAI JAMALO...TUTAK TUTAK TUTIYAAN, a super duper Punjabi hit sung by UK based Malkit Singh. He sung this song some 15-16 years back. Every time when I hear this song I think the singer is saying please set the curds ( dahi jama lo ).
3) “AATI NAHI ...HA AATI NAHI this was a song from the movie PREM staring SANJAY KAPOOR. When I saw the song on TV, I felt that Sanjay is trying to convey that he is not able to pass stools rather than his dream woman is not coming in his life.
4) MERAE HAATHO MEI NAU NAU CHUDIYAAN HAI THODA THARO SAJAN MAJBOORIYAAN HAI a song from the movie CHANDINI staring Shridevi & Rishi Kapoor. This was a hit song & all the girls used to dance on this song in weddings. However I always thought that haatho Mei chudiyaan hai ya hathkadia. ….Chudiyaan pahnae se koi majburi nahi hoti . Yeh to khali 9 chudiyaan hai , Rajsthan mei to 2 dozen chudiyaan ek ek haath mei pahntae hai aur fir bhi koi problem nahi hoti kaam karnae mei ya kisi se milnae milanae mei. Therefore I changed the song MERE HATHO MEI HATHKADIAYAN HAI THODA THARO SAJAN , INSPECTOR SAHAB HAI ……
5) “ SAU SAAL PAHALE …HUMAE TUMSAE PYAAR THA …AAJ BHI HAI AUR KAL BHI RAHEGA .The only thing that comes into my mind when ever I hear this song is that the singers are not normal human beings they are ghosts ………
6) " AI YA YA...MEI KYA KARU SUKU SUKU........, On hearing this song I think "AI YA YA MEI KAR KARU HO GAYA SU SU "
1) “DIDI DIDI…DDI DIWA ", this was a super duper international hit sung by KHALID who was from Israel, some 10-15 years back. When ever I hear & watch the music video of this song . I feel that Khalid is searching her elder sister. He is screaming didi didi , have you seen my didi any where…..?
2) “TAI JAMALO...TUTAK TUTAK TUTIYAAN, a super duper Punjabi hit sung by UK based Malkit Singh. He sung this song some 15-16 years back. Every time when I hear this song I think the singer is saying please set the curds ( dahi jama lo ).
3) “AATI NAHI ...HA AATI NAHI this was a song from the movie PREM staring SANJAY KAPOOR. When I saw the song on TV, I felt that Sanjay is trying to convey that he is not able to pass stools rather than his dream woman is not coming in his life.
4) MERAE HAATHO MEI NAU NAU CHUDIYAAN HAI THODA THARO SAJAN MAJBOORIYAAN HAI a song from the movie CHANDINI staring Shridevi & Rishi Kapoor. This was a hit song & all the girls used to dance on this song in weddings. However I always thought that haatho Mei chudiyaan hai ya hathkadia. ….Chudiyaan pahnae se koi majburi nahi hoti . Yeh to khali 9 chudiyaan hai , Rajsthan mei to 2 dozen chudiyaan ek ek haath mei pahntae hai aur fir bhi koi problem nahi hoti kaam karnae mei ya kisi se milnae milanae mei. Therefore I changed the song MERE HATHO MEI HATHKADIAYAN HAI THODA THARO SAJAN , INSPECTOR SAHAB HAI ……
5) “ SAU SAAL PAHALE …HUMAE TUMSAE PYAAR THA …AAJ BHI HAI AUR KAL BHI RAHEGA .The only thing that comes into my mind when ever I hear this song is that the singers are not normal human beings they are ghosts ………
6) " AI YA YA...MEI KYA KARU SUKU SUKU........, On hearing this song I think "AI YA YA MEI KAR KARU HO GAYA SU SU "
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