BOLLYWOOD HASTHI NAAM PARIVARTAN SANSKAAR

BANDAR : Pyarae bhaiyon or bahno aap sab ka mein BOLLYWOOD HASTHI NAAM PARIVARTAN SANSKAAR mei swagat karta hoo. Aap log krupya sthaan grahan karein kyuki bas kuchi hi der mei humare FILMI GURU MOKSHA naam parivartan sanskaar kareinge .
FILMI GURU MOKSHA : Aaj bada shub din hai isliyae mei kuch naamcheen bollywood hasthiyon ka naam parivartan kaungi .

1) SALMAN KHAN :
Salman Khan ka naam PREM KHAN atti utam hai . Agar who apna naam Prem Khan kar lein to unke jeevan mei jo prem ka abhaav hai woh humesha humesha ke liyae khatam ho jayega .
BANDAR : Guruji bilkul sahi naam aap nae bataya …. jyadatar movie mei unka naam PREM hota hai aur unki movie mei shaadi bhi hojati hai .

2 ) NIGAAR KHAN :
Nigaar Khan ka naam SIGAAR KHAN sarvshresht hai beta Bandar . Kyuki unhae dekh kar , har koi andar hi andar sulagta rehta hai .
BANDAR : Guruji agar RAJ KUMARJI Nigaar ko dekhtae hongae to yeh kahenge “ JAANI AAJ BHI HUM JAB TUMHAE UPAR SE DEKHTAE TO ANDAR HI ANDAR SULAG TE RAHTAE HAI ".

3) SAIF ALI KHAN :
Saif Ali Khan ka naam SAFE KHAN .
BANDAR : Bhadiya …………….hai ………….


4) ANIL KAPOOR :
Anil Kapoor ka naam mere anusaar BHALOO KAPOOR hona chaiyae .


5) RAKHI SAVANT
Rakhi Savant ka naam mei TEKHI SAVANT rakhti hoo.

BANDAR : Ha guruji who to hari mirchi se bhi jyada tekhi hai .



6) MALAIKA KHAN :
Malaika ka naam mei DAAMINI ARBAAZ KHAN rakh ti hoo.

BANDAR : Guruji aapnae sahi kha who to bijli hai jis par gir jayae ,who aadmi barah ke baho mei jayae .



7) MALIKKA SHERAVAT :
Malika Sheravat ka naam FULJHARI rakha meine .

BANDAR : Guruji mere hisaab se to woh live wire without insulation hai ……..galti se bhi choo liyae to na janae kitnae hazaar VOLT ka current lagaega.



BANDAR : Guruji bahut bahut dhanywaad aapnae apna itna keetam samay nikala aur humare bollywood hasthiyon ka naam parivartan kiya , iskae liyae bahut bahut shukriya .

FILMI GURU MOKSHA : Bandar is mei shukriya kahnae ki jaroorat nahi hai ..yeh to mera kartvya tha.

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