KIS ABHINETA KO KAUNSAE VIGYAPAN MEI HONA CHAHIYAE

BANDAR: Meharbaan, Kadardaan, Paandan, Peekdaan …….dil thaam kar baithiyae …aaj fir se ek baar humare bollywood guru Moksh apna gyaan ka pitara kholengae.

BOLLYWOOD GURU MOKSH: Shukriya Bandar, aur sabhi upastith mahanubhavon…..aaj mei batungi ki kis ABHINETA KO KAUNSAE VIGYAPAN MEI KAAM KARNA CHAIYAE ….

BANDAR: Guruji jaldi batayae……ke mei kausae ad mei kaam karoo……..meri gharwali ke saath….

BOLLYWOOD GURU MOKSH: Chup Bandar apni taang beech mei na fasao……

BANDAR: Sorry, Sorry……………

BOLLYWOOD GURU MOKSH: Ab mei batanae ja rahi hooooo………..

1) SALMAN KHAN :
Beta Bandar, Shirt, T-shirt companywalo KO Salu miyaan ko apnae shirt ke vigyaapan mei lena chaiyae. Issae unki sale kafi acchi hogi har marad yeh sochaega ki jaroor is shirt mei kuch extra hai tabhi Salmaan Khan jaise ne shirt pahnani shuru kar di ………..

BANDAR: Meine to kabhi yeh socha hi nahi tha…Panditji you are great…….


2) IMRAAN HASHMI :
Bhaiyon aur Behno, Imraan ko ANTI AIDS ke vigyapan ke liyae sign karma chaiyae .Issae logo tak yeh sandesha pahuch jayega ki “KISS KARNAE SE AIDS NAHI FAHALTA ...ISSAE TO SIRF PYAAR FAILTA HAI “

BANDAR: Panditji mindblowing…………………



3) ABHISHEK & JHON:
Shaving cream manufacturing companies ko Abhishek ya Jhon ko hi apnae shaving cream ke ad mei lena chaiyae. Saare aadmi fir woh hi shaving cream khareedangae yeh soch kar ki jaaroo is shaving cream mei dum hai tab hi to Abhishek or Jhon issae use karnae lagae.
BANDAR: Panditji you are genius


4) SHARUKH KHAN:
Energy drinks or supplements manufacturing companies ko Sharukh ko lena chaiyae …..kyuki issae Bhartiy janta sochegi ki yehi drink pee kar Sharukhne apnae 6 pack abs banayae hai………..
BANDAR: Guruji ….you are simply outstanding …


5) SAIF ALI KHAN:
Body deodorant, perfume ke vigyapan mei kaam karma chiyae Saif ko…..issae productki sale kafi hogi..kyuki har aadmi yeh sochaega ki is deodorant ko laganae se hi Saif is umar mei 2 baccho ke baap honae bavzood itnae cool hai……
BANDAR: Kamaal hai….panditji……………..Meharbaan, Kadardaan, Pandaan, Peekdaan ……please zor zor se taliyaan bajakar humare bollywood guru Moksh KO THANKS KAHIYAE…….