CRAZY KIYA RE

Cricket has become the national game of India .Although there are several other games exclusively played in India like Kabaddi but still Cricket is the one who has acquired the special position in India & thereby in the hearts of Indians.The Indian Cricket team players are the heart beats of millions of Indians & every Indian at least adore one Cricketer .Young children may not know the National Anthem of India but they surely know the names of all Cricketers.Well with just a BALLA (bat ) & GAEND ( ball ) the Cricketers have made the majority of Indians Crazy.


The fans of Cricketwood are very inovative in expressing their love for the Cricketers , they always come up with something different for instance dressing Lord Krishna & Ganeshji as Cricketers during Shri Krishna Janamashtmi & Ganesh Chathuthi. Although this act was highly criticized by the devotees. Some other instances are girls setting fire to themselves after hearing that her favorite Cricketer is getting hooked. Man keeping fast for Sachin's Victory.keeping name of sweets on Cricketers name & flying kites featuring the Indian cricket team


Well that is not the end of Cricket mania ,In past World Beard & Mustache Championship was held in Brighon , UK in September 2007 & the Cricketwood fans imagined the Indian Cricketers to be the participants in the Championship .So below you can see some of the players with unusual mustache. Similarly to wish Indian Doctors on Doctors Day , Indian Cricketers were dressed as doctors .




I hope you liked the Cricketers in the new Avtaar.Well sometimes when I see the Cricket mania I feel it is better to inherit a bat & a ball rather than joolry or property since with just a bat & a ball you can make the whole nation CRAZY FOR YOU ................

UNIQUE CUSTOMS IN INDIAN WEDDINGS

Hiding of shoes by sister in laws . Bride & groom searching ring in vessel after marriage are very common customs & most of the Indian communities perform these customs during the weddings .However there are some customs with which we are less familiar because these customs are caste or community specific .

In SINDHI marriages there is a custom called WANWAS in which the bride groom's clothes are torn by his relatives a day before his marriage. This custom is also performed in Bride's house.It is believed that by tearing the clothes & throwing them into sea or river will help the bride & groom to get rid of evil eye.

Among MANIPURIS there is a custom in which one senior lady from the groom's side & one senior lady from bride's side releases a TAKI FISH in the river or lake & sees that both the fishes move together.If the fishes get separated it means the couple will not going to maintain the relation for a very long time.

Among the SANTHAL TRIBE OF MADHYPRADESH the bride sits in a huge basket & a senior male from her family keeps that basket on his head & goes in the mandap than the groom climbs on his brother-in-law's shoulder's & puts sindhoor on the bride's forehead.

In Brahmins & Agarwals there is custom of singing GAALIS . The bride's relatives sing Gaalis. In Gaalis the relatives of bride tease the relatives of Grooms & the interesting part is that the Grooms relatives force the brides relatives to sing ' Gaalis ' & for that they give money .One of the popular Gaali which is sang in North India is as follows,

" Samdhee kuttae aayae......aayae yahan par......gattur ka paani pila .......pila meri guyiaan , guttar ka pani pila ".

" Samdhee ke mooch .....jaise kuttae ki pooch .......guttar ka pani pila......pila meri guyiaan , guttar ka pani pila ".

There are many more customs performed during marriages in India which are very uncommon & if our Bollywood Directors & Producers do some research work on the customs in marriage definitely we will be able to see more Indian customs in movies .

SPECIAL CALLER TUNES

Most of us have set caller tunes & songs in our mobile phones. Below are some caller songs which our celebrities can set on their mobile phones.

1) Ekta Kapoor :-

"meri marzi, meri marzi............
mein bhudde ko jawan dekhaoon,
meri marzi, meri marzi..............
mein murde(dead) ko zinda dekhaoon"

2) Rakhi Savant :-

" mujhe na choona........bijali hoo mein"

3) Imran Hashmi :-

" Jumma chumma de de..............."

4) Hritik Roshan :-

"Yeh chaand sa roshan chehra....
Zulfo ka rang sunhera ........
Yeh jheel si neeli aankhen.....
koi raaz hai en mein ghera.....
tarif karoon kya mein uski.....
jisne mujhe banaya........."

5) Shekar Suman :-

" Thande Thande Pani se nahana chahiyae ,
Gaana aayae ya na aayae gaana chahiyae "

6) Vivek Oberoi:-

" Sheesha ho ya dil ho...............
aakhir tooth jata hai....tooth jata hai "

7) Eye Specialist :-

" Teri aankho ke siva ........
duniyaan mein rakha kya hai.."

8) Heart Surgeon :-

" Jab koi tumhara hrady( heart) thod de
tadapta hua tumhe chod de..............
tab mere paas aana priye............"

9) Maths Teacher :-

"1.2.3.4.5.6..7.8..9..10..11.12.13..
student tera karoon.........
gin gin ke mein intzaar."

10) Husband :-

" Jab se hui hai shadi........
aasoo baha raha hoo.....
aafat gale padi hai .........
usko nibha raha hoo...."

11) Wife :-

" haay...ka karoo Ram.......
mujhe bhudda mil gaya...
haay...haay buddha mil gaya....

12) Salman Khan :-

" Babuji dheere chalna....pyaar mei jara samalna...
aaaa....bade dohke ...bdae dokhe hai is raah mei......."

13) Amitabh Bacchan :-

" Badae miyaan..to...badae miyaan......
Chotae miyaan bhi subhan alla......."

14) Kareena Kapoor :-

" Khud ko kya samjhta .....itna kyu akadta hai...
Bollywood mei har din aatae nayae ladke hai......"

If you find these caller tunes intresting then do not hestitate to laugh & also do not forget to leave a comment for my post.

FORMULAS FOR LONG LASTING SOAPS

You must have learned various formulae in your School and College days in Physics, Chemistry, Mathematics, Geometry etc. Now you can learn formulas with which you can make a long lasting soaps .Below are nine basic formulas by SOAPIST EKTA KAPOOR

No-1) The name of the Soap should start with letter K * This is mandatory.

No-2) There has to be a Saas, Bahu and Sautan.

No-3) There should be at least 2-3 extra-marital affairs.

No-4) There should be an ideal mother and a bad son.

No-5) There has to be Death or Exile of the lead Character.

No-6) Antim Sankar of the character who has died must be shown.Therefore Ekta’s has many white Saris , gent’s kurta payjamas, matkis & other antim sanskar samagris in her studio.

No-7) There has to be re-entry of the lead character.

No-8) The story of the soap should be of a big industrialist’s family with Business turn over of at least 500-600 billions .

No-9) The soap has to take a leap of minimum 20 years.

These are the main formulas of making daily soaps. So common write down in your book , who knows when you need these formulas to make a sabun which is as durable as Ekta’s sabun.

IT'S DIFFERENT

Wedding is a very important custom in all communities .It is a most memorable thing in each & every individuals life .All of us keep the memories of wedding alive through photographs .

Today wedding celebration is a costlier affair. It has become a trend that there should be some kind of stunt in the marriage without which the wedding will not be considered grand .For instance in Abhi & Ash wedding there was duplicate of Salman Khan & Abhishek Bacchan roaming around .In recent past ,Amar Dravid & Sayli Bhagat Pune based NRIs of USA married 7 times.They married according to Hindu Vedic , Chinese , Islamic , Roman , African styles & finally they did court marriage in USA.

In spite of the great expenditure & stunts no Bollywood , Hollywood or Industrialists marriage can be as amazing as wedding ceremony of Lord Shiva & Parvati .It was a wedding celebration where Beasts, Devils ,Animals danced in the wedding procession & other deities joined the procession.

People were crazy for Kajol & Ajay , Abhi & Ash wedding pics but wedding photographs of celebrities cannot be as interesting & amazing as wedding pics of Lord Shiva & Parvati or Ram & Jaanki till eternity.

SONGS FOR CELEBRITES

There are some bollywood numbers which suit with the traits of bollywood celebrities .

1) “ TIRCHI TOPI WALE O’ BABU BHOLAE
BHALAE , TU YAAD AANAE LAGA HAI , DIL MERA JAANAE
LAGA HAI "
This song reminds me of Himesh Reshamiya

2) “ KHAMBAE JAISI KHADI HAI , SHOLA HAI YA
FULCHADI , AANKHO MEIGUSSA HAI , LABO PAR GALI ,
DEKHO ZARA KHUD KO SAMJATI HAI KYA "

This song suits RAKHI SAVANT

3) “ YEH CHAAND SA ROSHAN CHERA , ZULFO KA RANG
SUNHERA .YEH JHEEL SI NILI AANKEIN , IN MEI RAAZ
HAI KOI GEHRA .TAAREEF KARU KYA MEI USKI JISNE
TUJHAE BANAYA "

No sooner I hear this song ,I think of Hritik Roshan

4) “ AATI …..NAHI ….HA AATI NAHI "
( FROM THE MOVIE PREM )

The song is very apt for SALMAN KHAN

5) “ LADKI HAI KYA RE BAAB BA …..IS KI ADA RE BABA,
IS KA NASHA RE BABA …..BABA "

This song is perfect for Malikka Sherawat .

6)" KYA COOL HAI HUM…… KYA COOL HAI HUM…………”

This song is for Saif Ali Khan . Amrita , Rosa & now kareena but still he is cool

7 ) “ OH’ PAPAE PYAAR KARKE PACHTAYA "

The song reminds me of Vivek Oberoi.

MOKSHA KI PATHSHALA

HELLO , I AM YOUR TEACHER MOKSHA . IN TODAY'S CLASS I WILL TEACH YOU SLANGS & OTHER FUNKY WORDS WHICH HELP YOU TO INFLUENCE PEOPLE . SO JUST LEARN THESE WORDS & DO NOT WORRY IF YOU DO NOT KNOW ENGLISH .

1) Celebrity: Use this word while you speak , as many times as possible for eg. You meet your friend after very long time just say “hey! Buddy, where are you? You have become a celebrity aan................

2) Catchy: Instead of saying make it attractive or prominent say “make it catchy”

3) Chemistry : Never say to a husband & wife that they look good when they are together instead say " you guys have a mind blowing chemistry "

4) Bitching : If you want to say Mr. / Mrs. XYZ is telling you bad words than say " Mr. / Mrs. is bitching you ".

5) Hunk: Instead of saying he is handsome say “he is a hunk”

6) Washroom: Say washroom instead of toilet.

7) Ciao-Ciao : Never say “Bye- Bye " say " Ciao- Ciao ".

8) Just kidding : If you are leg pulling your friend, you may say, " I was just kidding
with you ".

9) Party Animal : If you wish to say that I like to go in parties than always say " I am a party animal . ".

10) Throw Party : Instead of saying "I am organizing a party " say " I am throwing a party".

11) Pops : Always say Pops instead of saying Papa to your father.

12) Just Chill : Never say "just relax " instead ,to become stylish you should say " Just Chill ".

13) POLITICAL HEAVY WEIGHTS : INSTEAD OF SAYING POLITICIANS OR LEADERS ALWAYS SAY POLITICAL HEAVY WEIGHTS

These are some of the words & sentences if you will learn this throughly, you will definitely become stylish.